Mike Read gives Brian the producer a shellacking for not saying good morning properly, ideas for the Edge to launch a tv career and ye olde telly shows.

Andy and producer Brian investigate why kids get up so early, formulate a stratagem to sabotage the GBBO and reveal the little known fact that the song 'Clocks' by Coldplay doesn't have the word clocks in it.

Kate Bush rings up live from backstage at the Hammersmith Apollo, Andy & Brian talk about problems that people in the countryside face and introduce you all to 'Mundane Candyman'.

This week Andy is off galavanting but has left this badly thought out and poorly executed podcast behind for your consumption.

Andy and Producer Brian incite people to kill spiders, talk about the currencies that would be theoretically needed on a space station and talk to Kate Bush live from her dressing room.

Not one but two people get in touch claiming to have done a poo in JK Rowling's toilet, a discussion about Indie band names, mean tip workers AND Kate Bush talks about her favourite fruit machine.

This week Andy and Producer Brian are joined by comedian Tom Stade. They also discuss NATO hotel parties, attempt to do some armchair psychology based on curry choices and Kate Bush calls in to talk about her love of sachets of tomato ketchup.

In this inaugarul podcast Andy Bush and Producer Brian test the line and check the podcast infrastructure is ready to take their weight. Stay tuned for full episodes, well don't stay tuned as this is a downloading medium but you know what we mean.