“I’ve been an avid and podcast listener for decades, thousands of hours of material consumed and my seasoned ear has been attuned to the highest quality shows across 6 continents. Rest assured your review will go smooth under my complete command and control.
How do I binge on so many shows? Two things. Let the FO “practice” being PIC while I slip an earbud under the headset. And faster listening speeds. Yes sir, real time listening is beyond and beneath me like the rest of the crew aboard this smoker. As I progressed in skill, even 1.5 speed was not enough, much like a Mach .78 speed assignment. Neh, your 2x podcast is under the ever listening ear of a true professional.
I would recommend 2x speed for this podcast to two groups of people. If you grow weary of incessantly long introductions, banter just this side of dignity, and tumble promos you have the ability to get that shortcut and arrive at the gate 3 minutes early.
Secondly, to those who do enjoy the gasping for air laughter and the sweet melodies of the furlow flute, it is another experience at 2x. Simultaneous concern and amusement for Max and Dylan emerge at what sounds like two highly caffeinated hyenas. That 2x flute however, soothes the soul on layover, and would give Ron Burgundy a run for his pilot stache and Delta esque suit.
You have me to thank, either for saving you turbulence or for some extra onboard entertainment. And do thank me later passengers, I’ll be at the cabin door after landing, taking credit for good landings and basking in you awe and affection. Weather in Scottsdale is forecast to be a warm 85 and sunny, light winds out of the East.”
Moonksu via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/20/21