In this satirical podcast episode, we explore a dystopian world where a young boy aspires to follow in his late father's footsteps as a data thief for "Stealsi," the Ministry for State Stealing. The story delves into themes of surveillance, corporate espionage, and billionaire totalitarianism. We learn about the regime's propaganda tactics, including "Meme Hustling," and their sworn enemies, the book-reading "Meme Thrashers." The episode sets the stage for a world where data theft and smartphone addiction are tools for population control, all in service of the billionaire overlords' agenda.