Tighten your sash and grunt like a big dumb ape, because this week we're honoring the classic holiday tradition of identity theft! That's right, we're talking about 'The Santa Clause,' the 1994 family comedy that took Tim Allen from tool time to yule time. We talk about Bernard the sexy dreadlocked elf, casual Christmas falafel, toxic masculinity, and ... QAnon? It's all hot cocoa and body horror down at the Podcast For Christmas headquarters, so shove a kayak under the tree and let's Krumholtz!