“Bec, if you’re seriously considering consuming a pill that has not been produced under the auspices of the FDA, or its analogous European regulatory agency, there is a crack dealer working near the train station here, who assures me that he has won TWO gold medals for invention, and who can make you some pills GUARANTEED to make your farts smell like Chanel no 5, your breath smell like peppermint, and your armpits smell like frankincense and myrrh. He says he will compound twice as many pills for half the price and guarantees they will contain absolutely no arsenic! He also says he has a line on some African diamonds and will pay you a 50% commission if you will sell them for him, all you need to do is forward him a small handling fee so he can ship them to you. Are you interested in trying THESE fart pills?”
Leopard723 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/14/22