Episodes
What’s up dog we are back for another fantastic episode of a decent podcast. Great! Today we are covering Club SpongeBob and My Pretty Seahorse with the effervescent Morgan Roberts. Got thoughts and/or questions? Write in to [email protected]! Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Start 00:08:58 - Mail 00:23:49 - Season 3 Story Time 00:26:27 - Trivia o Clock 00:31:33 - Morgan wahoo 00:35:55 - Club SpongeBob 01:19:13 - My Pretty Seahorse Paul Tibbitt Twitter Derek Drymon Interview Oral History of...
Published 05/03/21
We are BACK for the third and final season of Absorbent and Yellow: A SpongeBob Deep Dive!! This week, guest Chandler Subra joins us to discuss The Algae's Always Greener and SpongeGuard on Duty. Can Plankton successfully switch lives with Mr. Krabs once and for all? And how will SpongeBob fare as the new lifeguard of the Goo Lagoon? If you want to go support and enjoy Chandler's work (and you do!), search AOL Keyword chandler_breeze on Instagram; ask your parents for permission before going...
Published 04/26/21
BONUS EPISODE WITH TIM AND SARADA WESTROM ABOUT BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM THE 2003 THQ CLASSIC WAHOO
Published 04/19/21
Welcome to the final episode of Absorbent and Yellow, Season Two! Because you’ve been such excellent listeners, we have two of your favorite guests on today: Sara Wodka and Morgan Roberts. Morgan joins us to get radical on the topic of underpaid labor and union strikes in the classic episode Squid on Strike. And Sara swings through to celebrate one more Sandy victory on Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm. Plus, there’s a whole manner of extra segments! Have thoughts or questions on the show or...
Published 04/12/21
Ahoy mateys! Guest Sarada Westrom joins us today to discuss the classic episodes Jellyfish Hunter and The Fry Cook Games! What smells like big business? And who will win the fry cook games? Or something Write in with your thoughts and questions to [email protected]. Do it for the Krusty Krab! Leave a review. Do it because I told you to! We also jump into some news and history at the front of the show! Here’s my cited sources, as I am an intellectual: NYT Article People Article BBC...
Published 04/05/21
This episode of the podcast is both bold and brash. Pittsburgh artist Matt Constant joins us again to discuss the episodes Sailor Mouth and Artist Unknown! SpongeBob and Patrick learn a new word on the front of a dumpster that turns out to be less-than-couth. And, Squidward teaches SpongeBob how to create fine art by the book. Go check out Matt's work on Instagram @mattyconstant and at his website! Have thoughts or questions on SpongeBob or the podcast? Write into...
Published 03/29/21
Longtime friend of the show and passionate SpongeBob fan Reannon Overbey of Jollie Ollie Design Co. joins us today to discuss the classic episodes "Procrastination" and "I'm with Stupid!" Can SpongeBob finish his 800 word essay on what not to do at a stoplight in time, or will his love of life get the best of him? And can Patrick convince his parents that he's not as dim as they might think?? Reannon is an incredible designer (and perhaps the reason this show exists??), so please go support...
Published 03/22/21
Guest Amber Zewert joins us once again to discuss Graveyard Shift and Krusty Love! Hear the horror of the hash slinging slasher, and learn where Mr. Krabs got those hair curlers. Write in with your questions and thoughts to [email protected], and leave a review to help others find us! Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Start of Clock 00:00:51 - Trivia o Clock 00:06:26 - Mail of Clock 00:16:46 - Amber o Clock 00:24:15 - Graveyard Shift 01:12:43 - Everybodys a Critic o Clock 01:16:12 - Krusty Love
Published 03/15/21
Is mayonnaise an instrument? It's a bittersweet moment— we have arrived at what is debatably THE BEST episode of SpongeBob SquarePants ever and countless' fans favorite of all time. Friend of the show and regular guest Sara Wodka joins us as we get into Patrick's super-secret secret, as well as Squidward's climb to marching band stardom! AND we get into lots of trivia, a semi-deep dive into the career of Sound Editor and Golden Reel winner Jeff Hutchins, and a quick round of SpongeBob 20...
Published 03/08/21
Bee ha, bala hala ba ba! Hunter Prueger joins us to discuss Welcome to the Chumbucket and Frankendoodle!!! It's great.  Write in at [email protected], and leave a review to help others find us. The podcast, that is. See ya Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Welcome to the Jungle 00:03:00 - Welcome to the Listener Mail 00:10:30 - Welcome to the Trivia 00:21:46 - Welcome to the Hunter 00:28:57 - Welcome to the Welcome to the Chumbucket 01:10:20 - Welcome to the Frankendoodle
Published 03/01/21
We're back for another extraordinary episode of Asborbent and Yellow kids! We've got Shanghaied, we've got Gary Takes a Bath, we've got ancillary material surrounding Shanghaied. Oh, it's all so good! Write in to [email protected] with your thoughts and questions, and leave a review in-app to help others find us! Time stamps sponge me boy: 00:00:00 - It is the start 00:03:18 - Big Pink Loser 00:11:41 - Trivia o Clock 00:16:24 - Big Boy Trivia 00:19:38 - Welcome the guest, Grant...
Published 02/22/21
Guest Carl Meese joins us today to discuss episodes PRESSURE and THE SMOKING PEANUT! Plus, we do an extra deep dive on the real life Bikini Atoll, from which Bikini Bottom gets its name. How neat is that? Got questions and slash or thoughts? Write in to [email protected]! Got reviews? Leave them in your app thingy and have it read on the air! Got timestamps? I know I do! And you can have them! 00:00:00 - The Start 00:01:27 - The Maniac is in the Mailbox 00:03:10 - Trivia o...
Published 02/15/21
Guest Hannah Oxley joins us this week to discuss Squirrel Jokes and MMBBIII!!!!!! Pretty cool! And Morgan is back. Wahoo! Check out Hannah's work on Instagram @hannahleaoxley ! Write in to [email protected] with your questions and thoughts, and leave a review in Apple Podcasts and get it read on the air! Here are those time stamps you're always complaining about: 00:00:00 - Start it up dawg 00:01:41 - Fan Mail 00:05:41 - Trivia o Clock 00:10:32 - Enter Sand Man 00:17:36 - Mermaid Man...
Published 02/08/21
Guest Paul Hadish joins us today to discuss No Free Rides and I'm Your Biggest Fanatic! SpongeBob gets some extra credit for his boating license, but is he ready for it? And SpongeBob learns the meaning of that old adage— "never meet your jellyfishing heroes." Former guest of the show Will Bortz has officially released a new book! Go buy it now here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1771682191/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_THXW2B7TBW1Q13SEZ759 For some EXTRA CREDIT, check out these resources one of our...
Published 02/01/21
Sara Wodka of Lady Revel joins us again to discuss Survival of the Idiots and Dumped! SpongeBob and Patrick discuss a winter wonderland when they visit Sandy mid-hibernation. And has Gary forsaken SpongeBob for Patrick for good?? Thank you to all of our new listeners for checking us out! If you’re enjoying this SpongeBob Deep Dive, leave a review to help others find us, and get your review read on the air. And write in with your thoughts and questions to [email protected]! I heard...
Published 01/25/21
LIFE’S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!!!! We’re back this week with another Absorbent and Yellow with the wonderfully talented, smart, and talented MORGAN on the podcast! She joins us to discuss Prehibernation Week and Life of Crime. Can SpongeBob make Sandy’s last week before carburation the most extreme one ever? And SpongeBob and Patrick are on the run after stealing a balloon! AND THEN— after the episode, stick around (if you want) for a special Bikini Bottom After Dark as we chat...
Published 01/18/21
William Bortz, poet and author of the upcoming The Grief We’re Given, joins us this week to discuss Grandma’s Kisses and Squidville! SpongeBob rejects the things of childhood after being publicly humiliated for the last time, and Squidward finally trades Bikini Bottom for paradise. Find all of Will’s work at williambortz.com, and preorder his new book here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1771682191/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_PK9-FbF9A3YJG Write in with your thoughts and questions to...
Published 01/11/21
Sara Wodka of Lady Revel joins us again today to discuss Wormy (originally titled Shoofly) and Patty Hype— that’s right, the classic Pretty Patty episode! Listen to Sara’s music on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5qjtwxtRZ2HeDs3esXVNwE?si=pU3-xsKnQ2-RbSY3spP9cQ Check out Chris von Sneidern’s music here: http://www.cvsmusic.com/ And leave a review and/or write a letter in to [email protected] and have it read on the air! Here, have a time stamp or two: 00:00:00 - The...
Published 01/04/21
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli This week, guest Davis Rice joins us to discuss Dying for Pie and Imitation Krabs! Squidward has to make SpongeBob’s last day his best after he accidentally gifted him what he thought was a pie but turned out to be a bomb which was made in a factory that is a bomb factory as it was a bomb etc. And can Plankton trick SpongeBob into giving him the Krabby Patty secret formula in disguise as a robot-Mr.-Krabs-look-a-like?? I don’t know! Let’s find out, I...
Published 12/28/20
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and WELCOME to the Absorbent and Yellow Christmas Special! Today, we have a very special guest returning to dive into one of the most beloved episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants ever: The SpongeBob Christmas Special, a.k.a. Christmas Who? When Sandy tells SpongeBob about the wonders of Christmas, Bikini Bottom turns festive overnight— tinsel, lights, and even a Christmas song! But grumpy old Squidward thinks SpongeBob and the whole town have gone insane for...
Published 12/21/20
We're back! Have you ever noticed that every podcast description starts with "we're back?" And I don't just mean this podcast, I mean like every entertainment-based podcast every week has at the start of its description "we're back !" followed by either a "with special guest" or "with another classic" etc. etc.. Anyway, now that I've made it impossible for myself to write an episode description ever again, let's get into the show, shall we It's uh Big Pink Loser and uh that uh Bubble Buddy,...
Published 12/14/20
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end. We're back with episode 2 of season 2 with special guest Evan Koehler! What will SpongeBob do when he finds out that he's ugly?? And can SpongeBob handle the new changes Pearl is bring to the Krust— er, the Kuddly Krab? SCREAM! 00:00:00 - The Start 00:08:28 - Something Smells 00:44:07 - I read a review and you listen to it 00:46:02 - Bossy Boots
Published 12/07/20
THE BEST PODCAST ON THE BEST SHOW EVER HAS RETURNED!!!! We’re back for Season 2 of SpongeBob Squarepants and we are off to a hilarious start with the episodes “Your Shoe’s Untied” and “Squid’s Day Off.” SpongeBob can’t remember how to tie his shoes! Featuring musical guest Ween. And Squid can’t enjoy his “day off!” Oh no! Will anything ever be right again?? Ever????? Probably not, maybe! Guess you’ll have to listen to the whole dang podcast to find out! Wahoo 00:00:00 - The Start 00:15:10 -...
Published 11/30/20
Surprise! Listeners Can Have Little a Movie, as a snack. We’re here in between Season One and Season Two for a bonus episode and guest Sara Wodka joins us to take a dive into the 2015 film, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water. 00:00:00 - Non-Spolers 00:19:22 - Spoilers See you next week for Season TWO!!!!!
Published 11/23/20
Welcome back to Absorbent and Yellow for the LAST EPISODE of Season One!! Don’t think about skipping it, or you may end up in a gift shop. It’s just me and you, this week. No guests. No distractions. Just us pals hanging out talking SpongeBob. Wow. This week we read some listener mail, talk about what I got wrong, look back on season one, and finish with the episodes Hooky and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II. So many segments! Timestamps: 00:00:00 - The Start 00:05:53 - Listener...
Published 11/16/20