MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE!! The very heavens conspire to bring mayhem as hosts Andrew, Cary, and Ekin discuss strange, funny, and down right amazing news from around the world! This weeks stories include an exotic orange bird resuced from a british highway, a grandmaster with a smallblater is in big trouble, man wakes up during his own funeral starting zombie apocalypse, man sucked through toilet hole causes twiter shitstorm, and finally a march on Area 51 because they cant stop us all! Absence makes the heart grow fonder, so please wait one week until the next episode of Ace in the Hole!