Adam gives Smokey a bonk on the head and spends an hour explaining why this is better than Casablanca. Do you agree? Oh and never forget...Canterbury!!

Adam and Smokey go dark and try to read each others minds. The results are, unsurprisingly, truly terrifying. Strap yourselves in for a descent into madness and hitting rock bottom...although you do that for every episode anyway.

Its time for Adam to strap on the tap shoes and show Smokey some moves. It's musical time! Will Adam stop gushing? Will Smokey get through the episode without committing a murder? All is revealed. Oh and a little PSA, this episode contains the friendliest Battle of the Bands...ever.

Adam gets his knuckles tattooed and shows Smokey just what a brutal thriller is. LOVE it or HATE it, this film needs to be discussed.

Adam and Smokey dust off the guest chair, once again, and welcome their favourite Russian Cinema expert, onto the back row. Ally, from the wonderful Russophiles Unite podcast, brings the bear skin hats and vodka, while Russian cliches are avoided.

Smokey makes the tea, while Adam prepares a full English breakfast, as they settle in for their first delve into Hitchcock territory. Prepare yourself for intrigue, suspense and spurious lies about Smokey's personal life.

Adam dons his best deerstalker, grabs his magnifying glass and pipe, to guide Smokey into the wonderful world of Sherlock Holmes. Mr Rocheholmes is still searching for clues as to why Mr Smokeywatson can't remember which episode they're on.

There’s a chill in the air, and a murderer on the loose!Join Smokey and Adam as they take a trip into lamplit London, and a woeful tale of a very toxic couple in 1955’s Footsteps In The Fog starring Jean Simmons and Stewart Granger… but is it any good?

Not only is it Sherlock time, again, but its also guest time! Adam and Smokey welcome Ben Taylorson (Rated H, The House of Hammer) back, to introduce him to some good ol Rathbone and Bruce action. Does Ben like it? Who does the best Nigel Bruce impression? But, more importantly? Which condiment suits the guys best?

Adam and Smokey have an 'engagement with macabre' as they sample The Black Sleep. A little bonus episode for you all and to make it extra special, the lads chose a film that makes them both slightly uncomfortable...and not in a good way!

Adam and Smokey get all ambiguous, this time. Let's have some more Charles Laughton, shall we? This maybe the only podcast that can take you through some 1940's noir, via the Oscars and Ted Lasso.

It's epic time! Adam dusts off the 1930 war classic and presents it to rookie Smokey, for his first time watch. Brutal, harsh, sobering and scary...Adam is still a great podcaster and this film needed to be reviewed.

The countdown is done, the ticking has finally stopped! Adam introduces Smokey to The Big Clock. So, let's all hate the colour green, lob a timepiece at someones head and marvel at how loud the squeak on Smokey's chair is!

Adam pops a parrot on his shoulder, grabs his sword and leads Smokey into battle...kind of. It's time for the ultimate pirate 'drama' of Captain Blood. Which contrary part of the film will bug Smokey this time?

Happy Halloween, everyone! Adam and Smokey drag the spare chairs from out of the cupboard, dust them down and welcome the lovely Cev Moore and Ben Taylorson, from The House of Hammer! Its part two of our Folk Horror quadrilogy and this one...is in the trees!

Before the upcoming Halloween extravaganza, Adam and Smokey go for something somewhat lighter. It's time to act some Shakespeare, continually stress out your butler and take a biff to the face...and that's just in Adam's house.

Adam and Smokey get out their hankies, for the penultimate episode of All The Best Lines. But, before this particular train leaves the station, we have SO many lovely emails, a masterclass from Alec Guinness to discuss and another announcement for you all.

Smokey has something very special to say to all of you! Email us at - [email protected]