This week Zach is joined by Victoria Male to discuss the two hundred third episode of Smallville, “Ambush." They talk Lois and Clark's horny home life, Sam and Lucy Lane returning to the series for the first time in six seasons, and Rick Flag's absurdly over the top patriotism. Oh say can you see the latest Always Hold On To Smallville? Check out Victoria's work on her website! EPISODE ROUNDUP Zach's Grade: B Victoria's Grade: B IMDB Grade: 8.0 Superman Homepage Grade: 4.5/5 Bechdel Test: FAIL SERIES TALLY BOARD ...From Metropolis: 17 Amazing Technicolor Kryptonite: 20 Amnesia Count: 74 Blue Shirt/Red Jacket: 89 Chloe's Unseen Connections: 29 Clark Loses His Powers: 17 Episode Title Said In Episode: 84  Hospital Visits: 151 In Media Res: 8 Injection Count: 57 Kent Truck Accidents: 10 KOs to Keep Clark's Secret: 61 KOs to Keep Oliver's Secret: 4 Lana Kills: 7 Let's Do The Time Warp Again: 10 Lois Arm Punches: 10 Lois' Costume Closet: 23 Main Character Deaths: 26 Mind Control Count: 26 Monogram Jacket: 3 Movie Plot As An Episode: 22 Not The Last Son Of Krypton: 12 Possession Count: 32 Product Placement Pete: 34 Queen Airways: 9 Shirtless Oliver: 15 Shower Count: 25 Shut It Down: 11 Shut That Laptop: 35 Smallville High School Faculty Deaths: 5 Smallville High School Student Deaths: 17 Under The Influence: 45 Wakes Up Tied Up: 11 Weddings: 4 "You Weren't Yourself": 37 Always Hold On To Smallville is brought you to by listeners like you. Special thanks to these Meteor Freaks on Patreon who's generous contributions help produce the podcast! Chris Fuchs / @crfuchs7 Kevonte Chilous / @chill_us Joey Dienberg / @JoeyD94_13 DJ Doena / @DjDoena Isaiah Goodridge Cory Moore Nathan Rothacher Atif Sheikh Thomas Naven John Curcio MadameRouge Marc-ids Foppen Patricia Carrillo / @MsCarrillo92 Michael Hartford Jim Crawford Kasey Vach / @ThePandaSupreme Megan Rich Rouie Humphrey Alex Hamilton  / @Quiet_Storm_23 Matt Douglas Daniel Curiel James B. Meryl Smith / @MelXtreme84 Trevis Hull Andrew Franco Villain of Tom's Story Nathan MacKenzie / @maccamackenzie Steve Rogers / @SteveJRogersJr Mollie Ficarella James Lee / @Jae_El_52 Jo Michael / @jweissbrod86 Jason Davis / @superjay_92 Patrick Bravo Jacob Stevenart Dana Bius Alex Ramsey / @aramsey1992 Tae Tae / @doomsday994 John Bob Tina B Daryn Kirscht / @darynkirscht16 Dylan DiAntonio Nick Ryan Magdoza / @nickryan Eddie Bissell / @Kal_Ed11 Jim Thomas Clunk Kant / @ClunkKant Nicholas Fansler John Long Ruth Anne Crews Travis Kill / @tjkill81 Mike Thomas Neena J / @Sofiamom1 Nicholas Coso Jarrett Gibbs Anthony Anderson / @NigandNog Jasmine Magele / @Jas mindaMT_NZ Keith Fauls Rob O'Connor / @TheGothamite James Hart / @jaoharts Anthony Desiato Crystal Cross Jake C. John Sweitzer Kirin Kumar Lorenzo Valdes / @ClarksCreek Tim Miller / @timjmills Jonathan England Jan Rollins / @allthingssuper Matthew Rocca AJ Wu Jack Marshall Narkmaul Adam Hare Bob Knudsen Dave Bratton Gordon Bombay xeroxcoolburnbr...