As we move towards the conclusion of Sweeps Period 2023, I offer up a double-STORYTIME episode. The title of this show is 'Nutball' and it tells two tales of youthful pastimes that often included drinking and toking. I describe two different ways that I played a torturous game for fun.  The first story is titled 'Can You Sink the Ball or Sink My Balls?' The second tale is titled 'Thwapping My Nuts' I hope you enjoy these STORYTIMES.