“I do very much enjoy consuming the ARGonauts podcast through my ear canals but why oh why can I not consume ARGonauts through my mouth canals. We can turn many liquids into cheese like cows milk, sheep’s milk, donkeys milk, and since pigeons are one of the fey winged creatures capable of producing milk soon we will have pigeon cheese but oh why do we have no ARGonauts cheese? I could not tell you all the times I’ve looked at my mornings omelette du fromage and become infuriated at the fact there is no ARGonauts podcast in my omelette du fromage. Listen Danny Marge I know you two are very dedication to your podcast business but let me open your eyes to the next step of your life. I propose that you take the liquid form of your podcast and turn it into cheese an possibly ice cream. But I know what you are asking “who would do this for us who would turn the liquid version of this podcast not inject any of it into their veins and turn it into cheese” I my self will do this my credentials are as follows I can use ms paint and own a type writer, I no all 26 characters of the alphabet, I’ve killed a man before and I am willing to both kill and die for your business if you are interested pleas contact me or my hyper intelligent ferret”
Herndon61 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/22/21