Review of Arsenal Pass - Hayden Help!!!

Hayden Help!!!

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“Love the content these guys put out, but may have to avoid them for a little… Have been out of the TCG game for little over a decade, so have been leaning into all the resources available online. Stumbled across this podcast and have enjoyed it. With all the knowledge I have gathered, I pack my bags and head to New Jersey this past weekend in hopes of reaching the pinnacle of FAB glory through The Calling. Saturday arrives and I’m eager to get started by getting through the first game and getting the jitters out of the way. Announcement of the PA – pairings are up. Log into GEM and see that I’ve been paired with Brendan Patrick in round 1. Take a screenshot and send it to friends letting them know that I am playing FAB royalty. My phone is flooded with words of encouragement as I make my way to the table. Get to the table and sure enough it is him – the dude from Arsenal Pass. Everyone around me notices him too. Even the judge is a little excited. I pull out my Starvo deck and he pulls out his Kano deck. We start the game. We played a very tight game. I’ve been ahead all game – not taking unnecessary damage, disrupting with Heart of Ice and Channel Lake Frigid. Even with him healing 10 with 2 Tomes of Fyendal, I may pull off the win… Getting him down to 1 health. I’m at 11. Cards in hand, just need to close this game out. Start by activating Heart. He’s been providing no response to this all game, just letting them resolve. I’m hoping for more of the same, but he says “I’ll respond”. Crap can he kill me here? He starts counting and mumbling to himself – with the fervor of a hungry kid at a pizza party doing math to ensure that they get the most slices possible while feigning that they care enough about the others to share. I see it in his eyes, he thinks he has it…for a split second I feel like he even mumbles “AB 3 won’t save you here”. He pulls off the killing turn. Once it’s all said and done, I even think he licks his fingers as if he has satiated his hunger. The rest of the day is a blur. Everything just reminds me of the whisper…”AB 3 won’t save you here”. At night I have nightmares…“AB 3 won’t save you here”. I’ve started to break up anything that is alphabetized, the letters A and B can be together. Everything is just a subtle taunt…“AB 3 won’t save you here” Hayden – since you seem like the more compassionate one, I need some sort of resolution to get past this. I’ve upped my tier on patreon in hopes of getting your attention. Please help!!!”

SmangerCS via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 05/21/22

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