Looking for a video of the birth of Snookie’s baby? We got it. Want to hear about having sex with a pool toy? We got that too, thanks to our headliner Brian Moote.

After we blaze through the news, Courtney risks her life by reporting live from the Heart Attack Grill. Then Gooch welcomes a legend of comedy to the stage, as Elayne Boosler talks comedy, spits a rap, and shines an intimate spotlight on ex-roommate (and lover?) Andy Kaufman. (By the way, for...