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Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them.
Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led storylines.
Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts.
Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are.
Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely...
Published 04/30/18
Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks.
That's a thing that happened on TV this week.
Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real.
Published 04/23/18
Find out what a cocktail umbrella labotomy does on a date, and why Sam & Tara have become the heroes we didn't know we needed.
Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke watched 4 epidodes of Bachelor In Paradise so you don't have to. Recap here, now.
Published 04/11/18