Are you ready for Barbie (2023)?! It's been one full baby's gestation worth of time since we've last recorded...but just like Barbie, WE'RE BACK. We talk red carpet dresses, Lucille Ball as Barbara, and of course Barbenheimer. We also have A/C in the background because it's hot out here, k?

Barbie learns to be a real princess in Barbie: Princess Charm School. We discuss the indentured fairies, internet cafes, and mysterious iconography. Also featured in this episode: the definition of lady royal and the day it all fell into place for you. And of course, a deeper dive into the...