Episodes
WE’VE REACHED THE Z EPISODE! The end of the alphabet. What did we come up with? Zeros, Zoos and Zillow. Do you have any total zeros in your life? Who are the most infamous zeros of all time? Even more importantly, do Zoos need to be cancelled completely? If you grew up in the 30s, would you approve of Zoos? And finally, how do you use Zillow? To creep, or to daydream? We wrap up our final episode of the season with some epic voicemails, and we can’t wait to see you guys soon. Because We Got...
Published 07/01/21
This week we take a trip back to our youth, discussing our favorite things about each age that qualifies as “Youthful.” This of course wouldn’t be complete without a discussion of yearbooks - what kind of superlatives did you have? Were your friends on the yearbook committee? Did your school let an inappropriate quote fly by in the book? Lastly we discuss how YouTube has changed all of our lives, even though it was originally supposed to be a dating site. The second to last episode of the...
Published 06/24/21
We’re losing our inhibitions this week with our XXX topic, discussing all things explicit. Good sex, bad sex, period sex, strip clubs and deciding how many orgasms are too many orgasms. Are we all super horny? Is it the Summer of Love? Our listener voicemails top off one of our most exploitive episodes yet, you’ll have to hear it to believe it. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because...
Published 06/17/21
Finally, our namesake episode. WEED! We love it, we can't live without it, we hate everyone that stood (and still stands) in our way of getting it. We dive into our favorite kinds, how it makes us feel and what we ultimately use it for. We transition into the second W, Witches, and give a rundown about a group of bad bitches who have been held down for years. We wrap up the episode talking about the weather, and how it freaks us all out. It controls our moods, it controls your plans,...
Published 06/10/21
Vaginas. Vacations. Villains. What do they all have in common? Nothing, but somehow we made them all fit together in this week's V episode. How is it that we don't all know everything about our vaginas? Which of your vacations were your favorites and were there any you didn't like? Are villains ultimately just misunderstood? We discuss all of this and more before getting into our voicemails, then wrap up with a scene from Big Mouth as our table read. Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 06/03/21
The universe is huge, but are we really that insignificant? What's hotter for guys to wear, boxers or briefs? Are we even still wearing underwear? Have you ever worried about getting kidnapped in an Uber? If any of these questions have ever plagued you, look no further than this week's U episode, Universe, Underwear and Uber. The girls break down all this and more, taking a few topic related voicemails as well as giving a bit of advice, and wrapping up the episode with a classic scene from...
Published 05/27/21
We've made it all the way to the T episode. We're talkin' therapy. Should we all be going? Truth, why is it so hard to tell it? Twitter, do we love it, or hate it? We play a quick game of "truths" and round out the episode with listener voicemails, as well as another table read from Couples Retreat. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly &...
Published 05/20/21
It's S week! We're talking Sex, Sins and Suspicions, starting out with our good AND bad sex stories, and how we all lost our virginities. We dive into... you guessed it... the catholic church and their obsessions with sins, and we also touch on a few other religions who are way more chill about it. We round out the episode with some suspicion breakdown - why do we get suspicious? What's the difference between suspicion and intuition? Our voicemail callers live up to the hype as usual, and we...
Published 05/13/21
We dip into the Rs this week with Roofies, Riches & Responsibilities. What actually ARE roofies? How can we protect ourselves from all the creeps trying to drug us? Is being rich all that it’s cracked up to be? Probably, once we buy our yachts and islands. We all agree that responsibilities are the f*****g worst, and our voicemailers agree too. We round out the show with a special advice voicemail coming from a listener who is in embroiled in a family cheating scandal. Because We Got...
Published 05/06/21
Have you ever wondered when is the time to quit your job? Maybe you started a new quarantine hobby, do you really like it, or do you want to quit? What does the queen of England actually do? Is Rocketman a musical? All of these questions are answered on this weeks’s Q episode, Quitting Queens and Questions. We then of course take a few empowering voicemails right before we dive into a Bridget Jones table read. Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 04/29/21
There comes a time in our lives when all things P - Porn, Predators and Puberty - for better or for worse, seem to intersect. What kind of porn do you watch? Does it dictate what you like in real life? Did you go through puberty comfortably, or was it the worst time of your life? We have a voicemail from a victim of a pedophile, and we discuss the different types of predators many of us encounter throughout our lives. Buckle up for this one, 100% of it is weird. Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 04/23/21
Happy 4/20 to all of our buds! Listen to us talk about Os while you blow Os. OnlyFans, Obsessions and Obituaries are on deck this week, and we hit that legal leaf as hard as we could leading up to this one. Would you start your own OnlyFans? Are you obsessed with your ex? What do you want your obituary to say when you die? After rounding out the episode with voicemails, head on over to our YouTube Channel for a special 4/20 vlog. See you on Thursday for the P episode! Because We Got High...
Published 04/20/21
Have you ever thought "I’m pretty full of myself?" Have you ever sent naked pics of yourself to anyone? Do you know what it feels like to not be able to run away during a bad dream? We cover all this and more on this week’s N episode, Narcissists, Nudes and Nightmares. Can everyone be a narcissist? What are the laws on revenge porn? Will nightmares continue our whole lives? Catch us breaking it all down alongside listener voicemails, and of course some table read fun with Couples...
Published 04/08/21
Do you think you could murder someone? Are you waiting for your Hogwarts letter? Is your credit card debt under control? Let us ease your mind when it comes to these invasive thoughts. We do our best to break down the intricacies of murder, the wonder of magic and the practicality of money. Voicemails as always are amazing, and Bri stuns us all with her Wolf of Wall Street table read. Go vote for who had the best monologue on our IG! Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 04/01/21
Calling all Liars, Losers and Lovers for the L Episode of Because We Got High. Do you find yourself lying for no reason? Let us tell you what kind of liar you actually are. Do you ever feel like a loser? Do you want to know for sure? Take the "Loser Quiz" with us and find out if we're all just a bunch of losers. Finally, we fall in love. True love, fake love, limerence, pet love - do all of the ladies (and Noah) believe it exists? As always, we play our best listener voicemails, and Kelly...
Published 03/25/21
This week, “What goes around, comes around” has multiple meanings in the K episode, Kids, Karma and Kinks. You get pregnant? You’re stuck for life. Are you a bad person? You’ll probably get screwed eventually.  You like to get punched in the face during sex? You’ll definitely rethink your choices when you’ve got a black eye. Come listen to the ladies break down the best and worst of the Ks, belly laugh at our listener voicemails, and prepare for a STUNNING performance by Ria, as The Joker...
Published 03/18/21
Welcome to the J episode - J Names can stay, as long as they act cool. The girls get into the good and bad of Jobs, Jail and Jealousy. Jobs we hate, jobs we love, how hard it would be to make friends in jail even though we all want to go to see what it’s like, and just about every possible thing you can be jealous of - right down to other people’s personalities. Listener voicemails, and classic table read from Ted. Grab that pineapple and press play. Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 03/11/21
Get your pineapple ready because this episode's a big one! We’re talking insecurities, influencers and... INCEST! Our biggest insecurities and how we get through them, the best and worst types of influencers out there, toxic positivity, and incest. Straight up brother/sister f*****g, cousin f*****g, and the sick/disturbing story of Woody Allen and more. Plus listener voicemails and a table read from The Parent Trap. Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 03/04/21
HAPPY THURSDAY! Grab your pineapple, dim the lights and settle in for the H episode. We first discuss horoscopes, our own signs, and wonder what's real and what's fake. The second H, hotels, brings up a bunch of disgusting hotel memories, glamorous hotel stays - would you pay for sex in a hotel? Speaking of sex, the third H, homewreckers, brings us a surprising amount of stories and experiences, both real and in the celebrity world. As usual we have voicemails from our fantastic listeners,...
Published 02/25/21
We’re back with episode 7, which is G! Gays, ghosts and generations. We talk about how crazy it is they didn’t teach us about same sex relationships in school growing up and our favorite gay icons. Bri talks about a ghost who frequently visits her, mediums, and what we think ghosts are actually like (yes they’re real). And lastly, we go through all the generations (gen z, millennials, boomers) and how they’re each so different, plus our favorite decades. Plus listener voicemails and of course...
Published 02/18/21
We’re back this week discussing the three Fs. Friends, Fears & Fetishes. What makes the best and worst kind of friends? Toxic friends, friend breakups, work friends, guy friends vs girl friends, we are covering everything when it comes to the importance of friendships. We also discuss our biggest fears, including Ria’s very strange fear of napkins, different phobias, scary movies, and Bri’s fear of being framed for murder. And lastly we talk about fetishes, so you know it’s going to get...
Published 02/11/21
The ladies are back to discuss the Es - Exes, Edibles and Extraterrestrial. Are you a good ex? Have your exes f****d you up? Have any of them f****d you up more than edibles have? We've all eaten too much "pineapple." Aliens? Staircases in the forest? Abductions? They cover it all. Also, a new character is introduced...and he's OUT OF THIS WORLD. Voicemails and a spectacular table read from The Town help us round out one of our favorite episodes to date. Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 02/04/21
Death, Drugs & Dick time. What do you think about open caskets? What is life after death? Are you afraid of dying? What’s a “good” drug and what’s a bad drug? Are you wondering if anyone else has had pubes stuck in their teeth from a b*****b? We have all the answers this week, alongside fan voicemails and of course a couple great table reads: This Is the End & The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram:...
Published 01/28/21
Episode 3 is c*nts, cannibalism, and conspiracies. Why is the word c*nt so offensive? When did you first learn the word c*nt? What makes a c*nt? We answer all those questions while also diving into the topic of cannibalism and multiple conspiracies including Princess Diana, The Denver airport, the Illuminati, JonBenét Ramsey, Hellen Keller, Mattress Firms, and Walt Disney. Plus a Wolf of Wall Street table read that will blow your mind. Because We Got High MERCH:...
Published 01/21/21
All our Bs stand up. We’re talkin bitches, blunts and boobs. Experiences with bitches, being a bitch at times AND being a victim of a bitchy person. The right way to roll a blunt... but what happens when the blunt goes wrong, plus some facts behind them. Boobs, t*****s, whatever you want to call them - we’re talking about them. Stuffing your bra, loving your boobs, hating your boobs, big boobs and small boobs, even checking on your boobs, we cover it all. This week's table read is Mean Girls...
Published 01/14/21