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“These guys man. These guys are incredible. I look forward to listening to them every week. They bring me back to when I was only 11. Addicted to p*rn and jerking my turkey with foot cream to the point that I became raw and peeling off dead skin. Then getting myself into major legal trouble. This show makes it all okay. Every bad and embarrassing thing I have ever done just washes away when I listen to this show while I’m at work. I become motivated and happy to do my job. Then I go home and drink myself to sleep. From reta*ds singing nickel back to f*g bastar* it makes life worth living. The therapy type sessions that they have I can easily reflect on myself apply their teachings to my life. I have been inspired to take dumps from high places and watch Alex Jones Kevin, Ben and jace truly are the omnipotent and omnipresent trio. They are the triforce, the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. When I dream at night, I dream of my life crumbling around me. My whole life crashing down. Then I gaze upon the horizon and see Kevin. He gestures to me “some here my son” as I walk towards him I begin to grow warmer and warmer. I reach Kevin and he holds out his hand “come my son do not be afraid.” I grab his hand and we walk together. He tells me that I am important and that I am great and will grow to be a wise old man. Then I see jace as we approach jace he morphs into a pegasus with a massive Johnson. He reaches out with his shlong and wraps it around Kevin and I then places us on his back secured with his snake wrapped around our legs. He takes off. With one flap of his wings we seem to be in a realm that I have never seen or heard of before. We are in space but the stars are green letters and numbers like the matrix. Jace screeches “caaa! Caaaa!” Kevin and I look at eachother and laugh with complete joy and euphoria. As we begin to descend the numbers and letters dance and laugh and hug. They once glowing green begin to radiate all of the colors of the rainbow and colors that I havent seen before it beautiful and hard to comprehend. We land and dismount the jaceasus. Every blade of grass is Pepi the pig. They laugh when we step on them and they feel so good between my toes. I look forward and see a great stair case. Kevin and I climb it for days and days. When we reach the top, there he is. Dressed in all white with a dil*o in his a**, it’s Ben. Ben draws a sward and bows. I knell down on one knee and lower my head. He places his blade on one shoulder then the other. With a deep and powerful yet humble voice he says unto me “ 911 was an inside job and the elite eat babies.” Then I wake up. This podcast is revolutionary and everyone should listen to it”
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United States of America ·
05/19/20
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