It is Wednesday, my dudes! This is normally a weekend listen, but there are new Macs to talk about. I wanted to give you the absolute freshest, least accurate information I can about all these neat new computers that I WILL NOT BE BUYING BECAUSE TIM COOK IS A COWARD. Write something you want to say in all caps over at [email protected] and maybe I'll scream it on the show! Inside-voice links follow: The new Kindle Paperwhite Black plastic is worse, now. Egg yolks are back to being good Fancy Shun knives at a reasonable price Don't waste your money on this combination sleeping mask / Bluetooth speaker iOS 18 Hearing Test Ricky Mondello's Apple Passwords migration strategy My new fuckthis.app platform Eric Doggett is helping me learn how to take pictures Aaron's puns, ranked New M4 Macs BUT NO 12" MACBOOKS TO SPEAK OF Can't wait to see The Rock star in the Apple Oregon Trail movie GitHub's new Copilot and Spark announcements Redditors Are Trying to Poison Google’s AI to Keep Tourists Out of the Good Restaurants One man's high-end electric vehicle is another man's obsolete garbage Star Trucker game Call of Duty: Blops 6