Episodes
Er, hi, remember us?!?! We're coming back baby! Here's what to expect from Bygones S4 now that it has its very own real life dancing baby to contend with. Thanks for being patient - we love you all!! *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱 Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧 Or email us [email protected]  *** PRO TIPS! 🛍 WE HAVE MERCH!! - with our first three season's artwork on anything from a t-shirt to a phone case (no face-bra's...
Published 08/04/21
Knock Knock! Yep it's your friendly office mailwoman here with ALL OUR LISTENERS THOUGHTS AND QUESTIONS on Season 3! And we are here to answer them for you! PLUS... the FINAL Season 3 Verdict of the Week Leaderboard results! *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱 Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧 Or email us [email protected]  *** PRO TIPS! 🛍 WE HAVE MERCH!! - with our first three season's artwork on anything from a t-shirt to a phone case (no...
Published 01/20/21
Hoorah! We've survived car sex, computer sex, grief and espionage to make it to the end of Season 3! As is tradition, we're taking a look back at the season as a whole, talking about our highs and lows (oh man, the lows)... not forgetting to crown the winner of the Verdict of the Week Leaderboard, before putting it to bed ready fresh for Season 4! This is our Season 3 Wrap-Up and don't you miss it!   *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱 Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and...
Published 01/06/21
Guys.... 2020.. what a TIME! We know this probably isn't the Christmas many of you had hoped for - but we hope we make your festive time a little more bright with a li'l bite-sized bloopers ep to tide you over until our Season 3 wrap-up in January. We hope you all stay safe and have a great time saying GOOD RIDDANCE to 2020!!!  We'll be back when we've had our 2021 eyeballs installed!  *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱 Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram...
Published 12/23/20
WOWEE, this is the one where the Allyverse goes full jazz hands by attempting a musical episode to round off this season! John and Nelle sing sad songs, a whole restaurant sings at Ally, her mum and dad cause some Freudian DRAMA but uhhh we don't care about that because we get Renee and Elaine on stage singing, which lets face it is, is how everyone needs to see off this year! Today we're discussing S3E21: Ally McBeal: The Musical, Almost *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱 Follow Bygones on...
Published 12/09/20
We're back the penultimate episode of season 3, discussing Nelle's dastardly deeds and emotional warfare, Ally's drunk-in-love obliviousness, and BUTTON-TONGUING?!?! Today we're discussing S3E20: Hope and Glory *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us [email protected]  *** PRO TIPS! 🛍WE HAVE MERCH!! - with our first three season's artwork on anything from a t-shirt to a phone case (no face-bra's though...
Published 11/25/20
Renee thinks Ally is hiding a guy in her room! But she's not! She's having COMPUTER SEX! Whatever that means! And then she is convinced her mystery internet guy is Lawyer Hugh Grant! But instead she is arrested for STATUTORY RAPE!? Also Nelle pushes to make partner, but... Richard says no, because he's done the research! Today we're discussing S3E19: Do You Wanna Dance? *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us...
Published 11/11/20
Come, join us to explore the wonder of dedicating an entire episode to the trauma of getting "older", as well as Elaine vs Renee song battles and the apparent fact that if a woman has breasts in your TV show, that is carte blanche to focus your camera on them at all times and add balloon squeaky sound effects. Today we're discussing S3E18: Turning Thirty. *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us...
Published 10/28/20
So this is the one where we find out what to fill the hole that Billy ButtHurt has left in our lives with... or should that be WHO we fill the hole with.. That's right NEW CHARACTER KLAXON! Strap yourselves in for our conversation all about Gloria Gaynor, Ghost Billy and MISSING RENEE! Today we're discussing S3E17: I Will Survive. *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET!📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us [email protected]  *** PRO...
Published 10/12/20
Uhhhmm GUYS... WE HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS EPISODE AND IT MIGHT NOT BE WHAT YOU EXPECT!?!? Join us as we say goodbye to one half of the greatest love story that was never really real to begin with (but that won't stop Ally telling it anyway!). And we welcome back recurring guest Liam Dempsey (Spocklight), who insisted he be here to ensure we conduct ourselves with the proper amount of respect for those no longer with us. THIS IS A BIG ONE! Today we're discussing S3E16: Boy Next Door. *** GET...
Published 09/30/20
🔪Murder!?! On Ally McBeal?!! AGAIN!?!?! And the only way to prove their clients innocence is for Ally to become a SPY?!?! And that's not even the most interesting thing about this episode! Elsewhere, Billy is hallucinating, Nelle sends him to doctors and then STEALS HIS CLIENT (cold!) and we end on the biggest bombshell of the show TO DATE! 💣Today we're discussing S3E15: Prime Suspect.  *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram...
Published 09/16/20
📣ALERT: DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE EXCITING MUSICAL GUEST STAR OF THIS EPISODE! You might think that this makes for a GOOD episode... BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG!!! Ally is the most ungrateful and undeserving contest winner of all time (Justice For Elaine!!) but THEN the show is ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMATIC during the case of the week.. and that's not even including the ASSAULTS that take place in the UNISEX?! WHAT?! We know!! Join us, and help us get the bottom of it! Today we're discussing S3E14: The...
Published 09/02/20
It's the season of Billy somehow not being the worst person in the show, whilst still also being awful?! ANALYSE THAT! Luckily, that's exactly what this podcast is here to do, so join us for a deep dive into Ally's refusal to work on her prejudices, and Nelle's sudden personality transplant.   Today we're discussing S3E13: Pursuit of Loneliness  *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us...
Published 08/19/20
Should Ling be impersonating blind people to cross streets? Should Ally be causing traffic accidents just to set thirst traps? Why has Ling never mentioned her best friend Marty ever before? And most of all, are Pygmies a peaceful people or a severely badly drawn stereotype? These are just some of the questions we'll be grappling with today as we discuss S3E12: In Search of Pygmies   ***   FIND US ON THE INTERNET!   📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram...
Published 08/05/20
Get ready for war Cage & Fish style as Georgia is suing the firm for causing the death of her marriage. PROPS 👏🏼FOR 👏🏼 TRYING 👏🏼 GEORGIA!! Nothing is off the table, as Richard, John and Billy just want to be kids forever and it looks like nobody is going to stop them any time soon! Today we're discussing s3e11: Over the Rainbow. *** FIND US ON THE INTERNET! 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us [email protected] *** 🛍WE HAVE...
Published 07/22/20
It's that magical time of an Ally McBeal season, when David E Kelley turns to his trusty rolodex of storylines to dust off some deja vu for us... but never fear! RETURNING GUEST Matt Brothers (Spocklight, Sudden Double Deep) has popped by to help us sort out this mess! Today we're discussing s3e10: Just Friends. *** GET TO KNOW OUR GUEST! Matt Brothers: @MattBrothers2 on twitter; listen to his podcasts Spocklight and Sudden Double Deep; or go watch his short film 'Lab Rat' out July 9th,...
Published 07/08/20
Had enough of Ally's b******t yet? Bored of Billy's ButtHurt Butt? OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT! Because this episode we've got MOAR ALLY NARCISSISM! And BILLY GIRLS!!! Today we're discussing s3e9: Out in the Cold *** 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us [email protected]   *** 🛍WE HAVE MERCH!! - with our first three season's artwork on anything from a t-shirt to a phone case (no face-bra's though 😞!!) It's all happening at...
Published 06/24/20
🖤Black. Lives. Matter. 🖤 Please find here some links we've found helpful over the past week or so: Links to donate: https://www.autostraddle.com/43-bail-funds-you-can-absolutely-support-right-now   https://www.gofundme.com/f/ukblm-fund   https://www.gofundme.com/f/StopWatch-Campaign-for-Fair-Accountable-Policing   https://www.gofundme.com/f/exist-loudly-fund-to-support-queer-black-yp   Links of how to help:https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/   Links to useful...
Published 06/10/20
It's nearly Christmas at Cage & Fish and we have some complicated feelings about Jerry from Parks and Rec's loose grip on the fundamentals of employment law, Billy's general bell-endery, John's hypocrisy and the downright horrendous treatment of little people?!?! Today we're discussing S3E7: Saving Santa. *** 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod!📧Or email us [email protected]  *** 🛍WE HAVE MERCH!! - with our first three season's artwork...
Published 05/27/20
It's happening, it's happening YOU GUYS IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGG THINGS ARE CHANGING BECAUSE IT'S EFFING CHANGES!!!! We mean... *ahem*... today we are discussing S3E6: Changes. *** 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod! 📧Or email us [email protected]   *** 🛍WE HAVE MERCH!! - with our first three season's artwork on anything from a t-shirt to a phone case (no face-bra's though 😞!!) It's all happening at https://bygonespodcast.threadless.com/! *** 🎶...
Published 05/13/20
BYGONES 3.05 We Can Call Him Daddy IT'S THANKSGIVING! And it's the episode where we find out the TRUTH about Georgia's secret mystery man, and we say goodbye to Tracy 😭! Today we're discussing S3E5: Troubled Water *** 📱Follow Bygones on Twitter and Facebook @bygonespodcast and Instagram @bygonespod!  📧Or email us [email protected]  *** 🛍WE HAVE MERCH!! - with our first three season's artwork on anything from a t-shirt to a phone case (no face-bra's though 😞!!) It's all happening at...
Published 04/29/20
In this episode, Ally finds herself the subject of a lawsuit as Risa is back to get justice for her wedding shambles, Ling and Richard are arguing over orgasms and Billy is still king of the man-babies and gets a VERY poorly-judged makeover! Today we're discussing S3E4: Heat Wave 🔥👋🏼 *** Find Bygones: On TWITTER! @bygonespodcast On FACEBOOK! Search Bygones Podcast On INSTA! @bygonespod On EMAIL! [email protected]  *** 👯‍♀️ You can now support the show on Patreon, at...
Published 04/15/20
Don't get too excited but AL GREEN IS BACK!! Which means we need to prepare for Ally searching her soul over whether to take anti-depressants and brace yourself because a cameo from Betty White does *not* help matters! Also, Billy takes Richard to his Man Baby Club and somehow this means they all stand around chanting "penis" into the clear Boston sky. No, we don't know either. This week we're discussing s3e3: Seeing Green.   ***

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Published 04/01/20
SPECIAL GUEST KLAXON!!! This episode features guest appearances from Zoe and Amy from the awesome I'm With The Boyband podcast!! We talk about horrendous spanking, horrendous misogyny, and of course... Ally & Ling's visit to gay town. This week we're discussing s3e2: Buried Pleasures. *** Find Zoe and Amy @TheBoybandPod on Twitter or @ImWithTheBoyband on Insta! ***

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Published 03/18/20
HOLY DANCING BABIES WE'RE BACK!!! And Season 3 kicks off with sex sex and moar sex, because all the ladies are having sex this season and the men do NOT know what to do about it. This episode we're SO THRILLED to be discussing s3e1: Car Wash. *** 

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Published 03/04/20