Pie is doing a phone-in show about drugs policy in the UK, a subject he knows absolutely nothing about. He enlists the help of Sam to guide him through the country’s drug culture. When Pie’s narcissistic coke-fuelled agent pops in, things take a turn for the bizarre and he ends the evening knowing a lot more about drugs than he did at the start. Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker
 Jules ..... Lucy Pearman
 Sam ..... Aqib Khan
 Roger ..... Nick Revell
 Agent ..... Daniel Abelson
 Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling

 Callers ... Daniel Abelson, Ed Kear, Nick Revell, Thanyia Moore and Jonathan Tafler. 

Writer ..... Tom Walker
 Special thanks to Julie Smith and Peter Burns Script Editor ..... Nick Revell
 Producer ..... Alison Vernon-Smith 
Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing
 Executive Producer ..... Julian Mayers
 Sound Designer ..... Julian Mayers
 Original music composed by Jason Read


 Additional music Leighton James House A Yada-Yada Audio Production