This week we looked at Jared Joseph Leto. A 49-year-old vampire who’s actually been haunting us for thousands of years. Aside from being a great actor (turns out Brian’s a fanboy), Jared also fronts the band 30 Seconds to Mars. Jared is successful. But with declaring their band a cult recently as a joke, and coming back from a meditation retreat to learn there’s a pandemic, it’s time Jared Leto got a reality check and came back to earth...So, Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.