Britney Spears said she’s faster than Usain Bolt, Harry and Meghan hopped on a (private) plane to LAX with a dream and a cardigan, actor Mark Blum has died of complications from coronavirus, Evangeline Lilly finally apologized for her stupid anti-quarantine comments, and finally, we have to talk about how Kourtney Kardashian got mad at her son Mason Disick for going on instagram live so she deleted it, but then he just went on Tik Tok live. .  Sponsors: Ritual Raycon Links:Comrade Britney...

Kathy Griffin is in the hospital with Covid symptoms, Ariana is getting COZY with her new real estate boyfriend, Demi Lovato also has a new quarantine boo, we’ve gotta talk about Florence Pugh and Zach Braff’ latest grocery run, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo’s lawyers urged the judge to drop their case yesterday, and we’re gonna close our show out today with a Garner Carner Sponsors: LolaRaycon Links:Kathy Griffin Blasts Trump for "Lying" About Abundance of Coronavirus Tests (The Hollywood...

Priyanka Chopra-Jonas clapped at the air, Prince Charles has coronavirus, Jeremy Renner wants his child support lowered because of coronavirus, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are landlords apparently, Bindi Irwin got surprise married today, and finally, we’re gonna discuss Comrade Britney.  Sponsors: BetterHelpRitual Links:Priyanka Chopra Is Fighting Coronavirus By Standing On Her Balcony Clapping At The Wind (BuzzFeed) Coronavirus: Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health’...

Michelle Williams secretly got married again, Stedman is quarantined in Oprah’s guest house, Kim Kardashian tweeted about the new Taylor Swift Kanye footage, I could talk about how excerpts from Woody Allen’s memoire or starting to get headlines but instead I’m going to play you this video of Ronan Farrow singing, and Shaun White and Nina Dobrev might be a thing.  Sponsors: BetterHelpLola Links:Pregnant Michelle Williams and Thomas Kail Secretly Wed (Us Weekly) Michelle Williams and Thomas...

Kenny Rogers passed away at the age of 81, Weinstein has coronavirus, the full video of that infamous Taylor Swift Kanye West phone call leaked, Rihanna donate 5 million dollars to coronavirus relief, Madonna came out with a sequel to Fried Fish, Rita Wilson is becoming a white rapper just like her son Chet Hanks, and finally I guess we have to talk about what Miley’s up to. Sponsors: RitualKopari Links:Country Music Icon Kenny Rogers Dies at 81 (Variety) Harvey Weinstein Tests Positive...

Jennifer Lopez lives in a house that looks like the Parasite house, Kylie said her pregnancy helped her get good at quarantining, Josh Gad cried, Madonna dropped a new song about fried fish, and finally, Actor Simon Rex said British tabloids offered him offered 70 grand to lie about Meghan Markle. Sponsors: Third Love Links:J-Lo posts quarantine video—and people are creeped out her house looks like the ‘Parasite’ house (Daily Dot) Um, Kylie Jenner Says Hiding Her Pregnancy Prepared Her for...

Listen, last night Gal Gadot wrangled a bunch of celebrities and released a video of them all singing ‘Imagine’ from their expensive quarantine compounds. We’re spending the whole episode today doing a DEEP dive on each celeb in the video, because like, it must be discussed. IT MUST BE DISCUSSED.  Sponsors: Kopari Links:Surgeon General Calls on Kylie Jenner for Help with Coronavirus Awareness (Just Jared) Celebrities Sing ‘Imagine’ to Console the Little People (The Daily Beast) Inside the...

Amanda Bynes is pregnant (?!), Vanessa Hudgens might not understand what the word ‘context’ means, Miley might have hinted at a past hookup with Demi Lovato, Ana de Armas wants us all to know that Ben Affleck is a great photographer, and thank god my favorite reality show Below Deck is only going to be MINIMALLY affected by corona.  Sponsors: BetterHelpThirdLove Links:Amanda Bynes Expecting First Child with Paul Michael After Reuniting Following a Brief Split (People) Chrissy Teigen...

We're going to discuss Idris Elba's positive Coronavirus results, Kim Kardashian found a lobster, Ramona Singer from RHONY and her ex husband Mario are quarantining together, Kris Jenner magically got the elusive coronavirus test and her results came out negative, Fiona Apple quit doing cocaine because of how annoying Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson were, and finally, Jared Leto has been in the desert for 12 days and is just now learning about coronavirus which is honestly...

RuPaul is fracking, Kristen Chenoweth’s has a coronavirus slash high-note-singing themed tik tok account, Heidi Klum is sick and can’t get her hands on a coronavirus test: celebs they’re just like us!, Brandi Glanville dished about Ben Stiller’s ding-a-ling as well as her hookups with Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Gerard Butler, Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko has tested positive for Corona, Brittany Snow defied the public pleas for social distancing to have a sponcon wedding in Malibu on...

Rita Wilson needs your help making a quarantine playlist, Wendy Williams (and a ton of other shows) has postponed her show indefinitely, Kylie put her fingers in her mouth, Vanessa Hudgens posed with a face mask at the Tame Impala concert, Erika Girardi’s Broadway stint in Chicago got cut short because of Corona, Joe Jonas and pregnant Sophie Turner are like “corona virus? I don’t know her,” as they party it up in Cabo. Sponsors: BetterHelpRothys Links:Rita Wilson Asks Fans for Help with...

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have coronavirus, but don’t worry Chet Hanks says they’ll be fine, Harvey Weinstein was sentenced to 23 years in prison, Willow Smith is trapping herself inside of a box for 24 hours, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are in Costa Rica making out on a beach, and Rob Gronkowski has signed with the WWE?? Sponsors: BetterHelp Links:Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson Test Positive For Coronavirus As Outbreak Hits ‘Elvis Presley’ Film (Deadline) Colin Hanks Updates Fans on Tom...

Prince Harry got duped into talking candidly about Megxit, climate change, and Prince Andrew by two Russian pranksters pretending to be Greta Thunberg, Jenna Dewan finally had her baby, Corey Feldman accused Charlie Sheen of sexually abusing Corey Haim in his new documentary, Brad Pitt and Alia Shawkat are still hanging out and still not dating, and Kumail Nanjiani opened up about having body dysmorphia after getting Marvel ripped. Sponsors: Rothys Links:DUKE DUPED Prince Harry pranked...

Two of the Jolie Pitt daughters had surgery, HAIM is doing a Deli tour(?), like they are going on tour to a bunch of delis, we’ve got an Amanda Bynes update, Nicki Minaj’s husband finally Registered as a sex offender, Camila Cabello said being in love with Shawn Mendes is exhausting, and finally, we’re closing with a Garner Carner!  Sponsors: Ritual Links:Angelina Jolie: Why Girls Deserve Love and Respect on International Women's Day (Time) Brad Pitt missed BAFTAs to be with daughter after...

I think my feud with Chrissy Teigen is giving her night terrors, Amanda Bynes called off her engagement after only three weeks, Chris Rock and his girlfriend Megalyn Echikunwoke have broken up after four years of dating, Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck are dating(????), and finally, Justin Bieber is downgrading his tour from Stadiums to Arenas.  Sponsors: Rothys Links:Chrissy Teigen Says She’s Been Tortured By Recurring Nightmare, Wakes Up In Sweat (Huffington Post) Amanda Bynes’ Fiance Paul...

Grimes officially confirmed that Elon Musk is the father of her baby, Meghan Markle went over to England and was like ‘Surprise I’m Back and hotter than ever,’ Demi Lovato opened up about how her team used to hide sugar from her and exasperated her eating disorder, William Shatner got horse semen as a part of his divorce settlement, Vanessa Hudgens made weird sounds with her mouth, and finally, Britney Spears didn’t see that video of Jayden on Instagram live, thank...

Katy Perry is pregnant and announced it in a music video, Chrissy Teigen opened up about having a boob job early in her career, Nicki Minaj’s husband has been arrested, Britney Spears’ son Jayden took to Instagram live to dish about his mom’s music career and vent about how much he dislikes his grandpa Jamie Spears, and finally, Shaquille O’Neal revealed his receding hairline on TV after losing a bet with Dwayne Wade.  Links:Katy Perry Is Pregnant! Singer Reveals She's Expecting First...

Courtney Stodden opens up about being groomed into becoming a child bride, MTV is saying Mischa Barton is too boring to be on The Hills, Laura Dern’s goldfish died, Trisha Paytas is quitting YouTube, Ronan Farrow spoke out against his publisher’s Woody Allen book deal, and fianllly, Harry Styles opened up about getting robbed at gun point and we’re gonna listen to some clips of him talking about it on Stern.  Sponsors: Ritual Links:Courtney Stodden married Doug Hutchison when she was 16....

Rumors are flying that Leonardo DiCaprio married his girlfriend Camila Morrone and also she’s allegedly pregnant, North West rapped at Kanye’s fashion show and allegedly stole a 4-year-old rapper’s beat and didn’t credit her, there’s major drama going on between Megan Thee Stallion and her label, Dylan Farrow is speaking out about Woody Allen’s upcoming memoir, and Jessica Biel was spotted out and about without her wedding ring!!! Links:Did Leonardo DiCaprio Just Marry A Pregnant Camila...

James Lipton from Inside the Actors Studio is dead at the age of 93, Adam Levine got in trouble for acting bratty during a concert in Chile, Brooks Laich said that Julianne Hough inspired him to explore his sexuality, Oprah fell during her LA tour stop this weekend, and Steven Spielberg’s daughter has been charged with domestic violence in Nashville. Sponsors: BetterHelpRitual Links:JAMES LIPTON 'ACTORS STUDIO' HOST DEAD AT 93 After Cancer Battle (TMZ) Adam Levine acts like a d*ck after a...

Skai Jackson got a restraining order against Bhad Bhabie, Nic Cage and a mystery woman visited his New Orleans tomb, Frankie Muniz got married, Normani finally spoke out about Camila Cabello’s racist tweets, and finally, a Garner Carner! Sponsors: FealsMint Mobile Links:Lori Loughlin’s college admissions scandal trial date set for October (Page Six) BHAD BHABIE SKAI JACKSON GETS RESTRAINING ORDER Bhabie Claps Back, 'Imma Get Checks’ (TMZ) EXCLUSIVE: National treasure! Nicolas Cage is...

Britney Spears posted a video of her foot breaking, Hilary Duff weighs in on the precarious state of the Lizzie McGuire reboot, we’ve got a Mossimo and Lori Loughlin update, Taylor Swift is a drag king in her new music video for The Man, and Prince Harry has dropped the prince from his name. He’s just Harry now. Harry is now the artist formerly known as Prince. Sponsors: FealsBetterHelp Links:My Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girlfriend Is Lady Gaga (NY Times) Britney Spears Shares Video of the Exact...

Bravo finally fired LeeAnne Locken from the Real Housewives of Dallas, Adrian Brody is dating Harvey Weinstein’s ex wife Georgina Chapman, Duffy opens up about being assaulted and held captive, Pete Davidson calls out Ariana Grande’s brown spray tan in his new special, and finally, celebrities are obsessed with posting selfies of themselves wearing face masks on planes.  Sponsors: Mint MobileBetterHelp Links:Hot Pockets heir gets 5 months in prison for college scam (AP)Katie Maloney and...

Pete Davidson opened up about his relationship with Kaia Gerber and outgrowing SNL and also he wants to adopt a baby with his mom, Michael Lohan’s ex wives are both living with each other, Us Weekly has revealed Martha Stewart’s favorite cheat food, Kirk Douglas left almost all of his fortune to charity, and people are kind of mad at Billie Eilish’s brother Finneas.  Sponsors: RayconBetterHelp Links:Live Your Truth: An Honest Conversation with Charlamagne Tha God and Pete Davidson...

Kobe bought his wife Vanessa the blue dress and notebook from the movie The Notebook, Gigi Hadid sent Jake Paul a scathing tweet, Harvey Weinstein was convicted of rape and criminal sexual act in New York, the Friends reunion is for sure happening now, and finally some celebrity baby news (Quentin Tarantino’s wife had a baby and Will Arnett is having a baby with his girlfriend Alessandra Brawn.)  Sponsors: KopariMint Mobile Links:Kobe and Gianna Bryant memorial: Live updates from inside...