Episodes
We're discussing one of Hallmark's takes on the works of Jane Austen - Pride, Prejudice and Mistletoe! Hannah has plenty to say about terrible restaurant names and free child labour, while Naomi pokes holes in this adaptation attempt. Will we ever get to see Emma and Eggnog?
Published 04/25/20
In our latest episode, Hannah and Naomi get surprisingly emotional discussing Hallmark's The Mistletoe Promise.
Published 04/04/20
We're back with an episode we recorded way back in January before the world stopped! Hannah and Naomi tackle A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby. Hannah has a much better theory of who stole that treaty and Naomi has been doing a thorough examination of maps of Europe. Are you daddy ready?
Published 03/23/20
In our latest episode, we discuss the classic tale of a love triangle between a woman, her lifelong best friend and a snowman come to life. Oh yes, it's Snowmance! Hannah and Naomi have never been this divided on a Christmas movie, whose team are you on?
Published 01/02/20
We're discussing The Knight Before Christmas in our latest episode. Naomi would only like to be addressed as "Old Crone" from now on and Hannah attempts to unravel Netflix's complex cinematic multiverse.
Published 12/22/19
In our latest episode, we're discussing our first movie from 2019 - Let It Snow! We find out the key to Hannah's heart and why Hallmark is the Internet Explorer of Christmas movie television channels.
Published 12/02/19
It's back to Hallmark as Naomi and Hannah discuss Christmas at Graceland. Hannah has strong feelings about the fairness of "Pin the nose on the reindeer" and Naomi laments the lack of Elvis in this film about Graceland. Will we ever be able to listen to Silent Night again?
Published 11/27/19
We're talking all things The Princess Switch! Hannah thinks the world is a very small place and Naomi has insights into televised baking competitions and being treated like very, very minor royalty. Apologies for the background Bonfire Night fireworks!
Published 11/17/19
Hannah and Naomi delve into the made-for-television movies coming out for this Christmas 2019! What will make the top 5 films they're each most excited for?
Published 11/04/19
It's the second snow globe-themed Christmas film starring Christina Milian - A Snow Globe Christmas! Hannah and Naomi have a lot to say about ghost mothers interfering with your dating life and how nothing says Merry Christmas like a Hurling Mary!
Published 10/31/19
Are there an infinite number of snowglobe-themed films starring Christina Milian? Hannah and Naomi take a look at her first one!
Published 10/14/19
It's time for Episode 8 and A Christmas Prince: Aldovia's Economic Crisis. Naomi gives her shortest plot summary ever - she's not mad, she's just disappointed. Hannah imagines all the future films and spin offs for the Christmas Prince franchise.
Published 10/07/19
In Episode 7, it's Christmas Inheritance up for discussion - Netflix's 2017 film overlooked by the inescapable snowball of A Christmas Prince. Is it an overlooked gem or forgettable nonsense? Also, Hannah and Naomi discuss the possibilities of a Christmas Movie Cookbook!
Published 10/06/19
We’re back for Episode 6 to discuss The Holiday Calendar! There’s a confusion of Bradleys, Hannah makes a comparison to Bulletproof Monk and Naomi wonders if this film would be any different if it didn’t feature a calendar at all.
Published 10/05/19
In Episode 5, we discuss A Wish for Christmas starring one of Hallmark’s Queens of Christmas Lacey Chabert. Naomi makes her case as to why this movie is surprisingly feminist and Hannah reveals a shocking truth about her history with teen classic Mean Girls. Also, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve done with your boss?
Published 09/29/19
In our latest episode, we discuss Holiday in Handcuffs starring 90s legends Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez. Hannah has strong thoughts on Christmas tree angel choices and Naomi thinks it might be time to update her dating profile. Also, could this film secretly be a Harry Potter prequel about the early life of Dolores Umbridge?
Published 09/29/19
In our latest episode, we dissect Christmas Wedding Planner with special guest Harriet! Hackles are up and so many things got on our wick!
Published 09/28/19
In our second episode, we discuss Hats Off to Christmas! Hannah has business plans and Naomi discovers she might be a bigamist…
Published 09/27/19
For our first ever podcast episode, Hannah and Naomi discuss all the ups and downs of A Christmas Prince!
Published 09/26/19