Does your partner have interests? Why? What are interests?  Where do interests come from? What are they for? I know they are a threat to me, but in what way? Have you ever done a 9th grade level research project on kei truck crumple zones while standing in line at the bank” Have you ever tracked the evolutionary history of moles after seeing your neighbor post about blowing them up on Nextdoor? Every week I, Alex, rifle through my wife Ani’s latest browser tabs and select one to investigate. Upon investigation, I will demand answers. How deep will this journey take me? How much will it change me? How long can this marriage last? Tune in every other Tuesday, when we Close Other Tabs