What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable. So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course! Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”. Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW THE SHOW. IN A GOODLY WAY---- On ITunes: Bit.ly/DazedandConvicted  -------------------------------- Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  Co-Host  Bill AllmanGuest Judge     Sara Barron http://sarabarron.comBuy her books - especially the new one! ("The Harm in Asking") http://sarabarron.com/buy/ (You can purchase from that link on Amazon etc.) Twitter (@sarabarron)Facebook (Facebook.com/sarabarron1000000 )Sponsor Hostgator.com - Get 30% off EVERYTHING by using our special code: DAZED Check out  All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html We're also on Soundcloud --- Channel Dazed and Convicted is part of the Pod Awful Channel. There's also a Entertaining Podawful Channel Facebook Group------------------------------------------------------------------------ GENERAL SHOW NOTES GET IT. FAST. By subscribing: Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvictediTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)FIND More snarky and weird content via: Twitter: @DazedConvictedFacebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvictedNewsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburgI'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts YOU ARE WELCOME TO: Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.comTell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)Please help us by sharing the show! (We're on Soundcloud, Stitcher, Twitter, Facebook or other to win the 1-month sexy membership!)  Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.htmlTHANKS TO:Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypopCalso Art for the logo/album artFor: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT: The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:  1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The full list of sounds used are here.  Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted