One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next... Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”. Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- -------------CONTEST INFORMATION--------------------------- Share an episode of our podcast on Soundcloud, Stitcher, Twitter, Facebook or other to win the 1-month sexy membership! (And let me know: [email protected]) - May 8, 2014 deadline. Questions? Email me or ask on social media (Facebook, Twitter).  -------------------------------- Please review the show on ITunes: Bit.ly/DazedandConvicted  Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  Co-Host  Bill AllmanGuest Judge   Find Jimmy Shubert at: JimmyShubert.com Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/jimmyshubert) Twitter (@JimmyShubert) His Podcast is "The Jimmy Shubert" show at http://jimmyshubert.com/episodes/  (ITunes)Special Appearance  Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  Sponsor Hostgator.com - Get 30% off EVERYTHING by using our special code: DAZEDInfo This week's stories: Poison Burrito Lady and Music Man Check out  All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html We're also on Soundcloud --- Channel Dazed and Convicted is part of the Pod Awful Channel. There's also a Entertaining Podawful Channel Facebook Group------------------------------------------------------------------------ GENERAL SHOW NOTES GET IT. FAST. By subscribing: Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvictediTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)FIND More snarky and weird content via: Twitter: @DazedConvictedFacebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvictedNewsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburgI'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts YOU ARE WELCOME TO: Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.comTell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.htmlTHANKS TO: Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypopCalso Art for the logo/album artFor: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. Photo below by "Music Dancer 2" by Sabine Sauermaul DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted