It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious. Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter. In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder! Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”. Plus: Run your own bank!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Please vote for us for Podcastland's "Podcast of the Month"  Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  Co-Host  Bill AllmanGuest Judge   Leah Bonnema (LeahBonnema.com) On Facebook: https://facebook.com/leahbonnemaOn Twitter: http://twitter.com/leahbonnema YouTube: http://youtube.com/user/leahbonnemaGuest Actor  Zach Browman (of FindYourFocus.com)(Hear Zach on The Art of Charm podcast) Special Appearance  Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  Sponsor Hostgator.com - Get 30% off EVERYTHING by using our special code: DAZEDInfo This week's stories: Monkey Drink Fighter and Crazed One Direction Fan. And the Clip played in one of the sketches was from Zak Toscani's appearance on Episode 89: "The Terror Trails of Man Trails"Check out  All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html We're also on Soundcloud --- Channel Dazed and Convicted is part of the Pod Awful Channel. There's also a Entertaining Podawful Channel Facebook Group------------------------------------------------------------------------ GENERAL SHOW NOTES GET IT. FAST. By subscribing: Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvictediTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)FIND More snarky and weird content via: Twitter: @DazedConvictedFacebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvictedNewsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburgI'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts YOU ARE WELCOME TO: Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.comTell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.htmlTHANKS TO: Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypopCalso Art for the logo/album artFor: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org  During the 1st (monkey) sketch - the music at the beginning of the sketch = "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - and the music during "rehab" = "Sing Along with Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here.  EXCEPT FOR THESE Illustration below is by our resident artist, Andre Zeroques DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted