Today we watched The Shape of Water, a 2017 adult fairytale about a mute janitor who falls in love with an anthropomorphized fish creature at a top secret government facility. As the first film we watched separately, we spend much of the episode parsing differences of opinion. We also discuss weekly insomnia, Jamie's first sauna experience, the hurdles of inter-able relationships, the absence of libidos in modern movies, and optimal strategies for flooding the bathroom. Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com