Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Masturbation Horoscopes as May is Masturbation Month, deep fried mashed potato bites at KFC, National Salad Month, pickle flavored wine spritzer, neighbor is becoming sugar mama, another Boeing whistle blower dies mysteriously, woman who fell through apartment...

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about phone alarms not working, someone slipped on period blood at nudist dinner, older woman answered door in towel to DoorDash, man threatens man and son with rifle over grass clippings, woman threw machete, update on scammers targeting senior citizens, explosion...

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Cheese Ball Man, things that were boring as a kid that excite you as an adult, patient fired a gun at nurse inside a hospital, passenger attacks bus driver, woman walks into gas station and stabs random guy, Karen pulled a teen’s skirt down because she thought...