Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us? Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. Well, it'll simply have to do. Join our heroes as they unwittingly journey into the Abomination Vaults, a megadungeon like no other in the beginning of our brand new adventure. Face terrible monsters, dangerous traps and ancient secrets as our 1970s style tale goes places no fools have ever dared travel... with a healthy dose of queer vibes and synth music, for good measure! Fliers get read. Telescopes get gazed through. Doors get opened. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does casting Warp Step count as gay speedwalking? CONTENT WARNINGS: Fairy Poop — Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.