Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom have boarded the 15.32 to Milton Keynes, following a red hot tip off that Samuel L Jackson is going to visit his aunt. After being chased out of First Class for having No Class, they take on the stewardess in a game of Tea Time Slamdown and visit a very noisy Quiet...

Diddy Dick and Dom are at the funfair. They’ve been told that David Walliams is visiting.