“Dear Drunk Women,
Listening to your podcasts brightens up the most dreary of days and truly gets me through my utterly boring work day! Would LOVE to see you girls getting hammered live and if by chance you get bored of celeb guests I would LOVEEE to come on! In the mean time, I have a crime that I’m really really hoping you girls can drunkenly solve so here goes.. I’ve titled it
THE LORDS CHOCOLATES
“We are yacht stewardesses that work on a billionaires super yacht in the Caribbean, our owners a Lord and a Lady, regularly holiday on the boat whilst lapping up the 5* luxury service onboard. Pre-trip, our chef, handmade some delicious caramelized whisky and honey chocolates for the guests, however the day before trip commenced, she found 6 of the 12 chocolates gone from her fridge. The Captain has STOPPED OUR BOOZE ALLOWANCE until the culprit is found, we’ve narrowed it down to 3 suspects. Please help us Drunk Women, we’re thirsty!!
Culprit 1: “Drunken Peter Pan”
21, kiwi, position: deckhand - Gets himself into drunken states most nights of the week therefore doesn’t remember much. Loves whoring himself out, will do anything to get a leg over..
Culprit 2: “The So Called Vegan”
34, Saffa, position: engineer - Once a devout plant loving vegan, now consumes anything containing anything that was once alive..
Culprit 3: “Jabba The Hut”
22, Scottish, position: Bosun - Once looked like he was on the verge on keeling over and dying of starvation, now has more rolls than a Greggs fast food chain. Will smash back a 3 course meal daily.””
Sofia & Sian via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
07/10/19