Today we’re continuing our series on wing subtypes with 1w2 aka the judgemental dog who works so hard to turn out the foxes  Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram (the theory of the soul child), 16 Types, Russel Rowe, Deep Living Institute (Iceberg Theory), Enneagram in Business (the source of the person that calls the soul child the disowned childlike self), Structural Enneagram A 1w2 is not Switzerland but you can...

This week we’re continuing our series on wings with 4w3, Tara’s subtype aka The Aristocrat or… AristoCAT?! aka the Romantic Status Seeker aka Lana del Rey aka the Optimistic Tragedist In our new recording space (aka Maris’ dining room) it’s a bit echoey. We’re still finding our groove, almost a year later, apologies if the audio sounds weird We kick off this episode with an open letter to all 4w3’s from a frustrated 9 who instead of expressing this to her friend, decided to share it with...

Today we’re continuing our series on wings jumping back into the emotional triad with 4w5 aka the Bohemian aka the Individualist aka Marilyn Manson. We talked about how the 4 is made, healthy, average, unhealthy levels of the 4w5, mental health and lots more. In short, we’ve read you for filth, hope you enjoy. Also, are you an ACCOUNTANT who is a 4w5? Stop lyin’ “10 times Marilyn outclassed interviewers” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F4r_VBP2m8 Resources: Personality Types: Using the...

Today we’re continuing our series on wings with subtype 7w6, the entertainer aka the loyally entertaining optimist aka Marissa’s brother aka Mozart aka Robin Williams aka JOHN LEGEND?? but NOT MISS PIGGY Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, 16 Types, 7 celebs, Russell Rowe The 6 stackings we mentioned, a Sexual/Self-pres 6 can look like an 8: https://oceanmoonshine9.wordpress.com/six-stacks/ Do you enjoy being in love...

Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 7w8 aka The Realist or.. The REALEST Naranjo’s calling ya’ll a narcissist (link on show notes) Are you EARTHY!? Well travelled? Do you wear GREEN!? Empty? On the DEEP WEB? Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, 16 Types *More resources to be posted. Check our show notes for links to resources at enneagramforidiots.com Email us enneathing you want

This week we’re continuing our series on wings with Enneagram Type 2w1 aka the altruist aka the servant aka seeking love and rightness aka Jorah Mormont aka Captain Friendzone aka protector of Khaleesi Tara gives a lesson on relaxing your butthole We owe you chicken wings and sauce We’re ONEdering… are you looking down on your nose to people 2w1s? Are you dressed a little bit more formal? Email us anything, we love to learn about you, you're kind of cool and when you're wigging out you're...

This week we’re continuing our series on wings, featuring the 2w3 aka the host/hostess, the giver aka Anna Nicole Smith aka Richard Simmons We have (kind of) new audio - almost fully new 2 x 4 = 8? Today’s word of the day is BURGLARIZED 2w3’s have you ever been to diaper level? How do you avoid getting to diaper level? How do you GET OUT OF diaper level? 2w3 what is your journey of emotions like? Email us about literally anything Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for...

Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w4 aka the visionary aka the absent minded professor? aka bob dylan aka kurt cobain aka tim burton Resources (for links go to our website enneagramforidiots.com): Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, Structural Enneagram (online), 16 Types, Facets of Unity: The Holy Ideas (all about the ‘holding environment’) Hey 5w4s, vague question for you: how do your thoughts and emotions...

Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w6 aka the intellectual nerd aka the problem solver aka the cataloguer aka engineers who worry about people 5w6s you are so endearing. We love you and we love TONE WE ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THIS EPISODE, TAKE A GRAVOL FOR THIS ROLLERCOASTER RIDE Lots of questions for you 5w6s - how do you respond when somebody wants to date you? what is your security blanket? do you need one? do you have one? is it your spouse if you have one? Animal...

Today we're continuing our series on wings with 8w9 aka the bear aka Marissa aka power held in reserve aka the badass that happens to be super chill - not to be confused with the 9w8, which is a super chill badass Not only does Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles, he also likes doing whatever the f*** he wants including storing wings in his socks for later, also an 8w9 Tara has a cough and a sniffle sorry Marissa would like to apologize to her husband Lucas We hope by the end of this episode...

Today we're continuing our series on wings with the 8w7 aka The Maverick aka a wolverine aka a piranha aka Courtney Love, Howard Stern, Barbara Walters, Cardi B, Blac Chyna, Khloe Kardashian and possibly Donald Trump? Other notables Public Service Announcement: The word ennea means 9 Have Donald Trump and Blac Chyna met? Are most 8w7's entrepreneurs? big statured? organized crime mob bosses? Courtney Love spent $189,000 on teeth surgery Marissa may still have a fear of puking For book...

For detailed show notes and resources for this episode head to our website at enneagramforidiots DOT com. We used to put them all here then it f*cked with the uploading to iTunes --- Today we're continuing our series on wings with 3w2, aka OJ Simpson, Oprah, Bill Clinton and Tom Cruise Tritype believers = no 3s you're not worthless you're VALUED WHEN YOU SIT ON THE COUCH We talked about Kanye again, surprise Please watch the Tom and Oprah video where he loses his s**t on the couch

This week we continue our series on wings, dragging 3w4 - the professional, the subtle showoff, the superstar, Taylor Swift, Drake, and NOT Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man We are absolutely ruthless on Drake and Taylor Swift  THIS IS A NO TRITYPE ZONE Conclusion: like most things, the 4 ruins the 3 so we think you should abandon the 4 This episode is a disaster For all resources find us on the internet by Google

Today we're talking about subtype 6w5, The Defender or The "Watchdog" - more intense, analytical, structured, focused, certain, introverted and perceptive than the 6w7 *Spoiler Alert* We ruin A Quiet Place for everyone Resources: Personality Types, Deep Living Institute (click to see the iceberg model for the 6),  Ocean-moonshine blog, The Art of Well Being blog Turns out we were right about lots of 6s being police officers We troll 6w5s we never met with our intro and outro song 

Today we're continuing our series on wings, with type 6w7 "The Buddy" aka The Cowardly Lion aka Teriyaki wing sauce We think most funny people are 6w7 and we don't believe that anybody else is a 6w7  Resources for this episode include: Deep Living (the Iceberg model), Personality Types, Typewatch blog,  The Enneagram in Business blog, our brains KANYE IS NOT A 6W7 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE

Today we're talking about 9w8, The "Comfort Seeker", aka Tara's grandma aka Janet Jackson aka a security guard riding a bicycle on a beautiful day We have named each wing subtype a chicken wing sauce, open to suggestions This is the cutest 9 couple you'll ever see in your life Who's in Vegas and wants to hang out with Marissa and her grandparents? One time Tara's grandma parked in a Tim Horton's drive-thru 9s, read up on your emotional s**t storm in the iceberg model 9w8's: do you have...

Today we start a new series on WINGS, kicking off with 9w1 Russ Hudson says become subjective towards others and objective towards ourselves. Good luck. Your core type never changes - check out this Iceberg Theory Model to look at the 9 We figured out EVERYTHING about wings 9w1's we have many questions. Are you a good friend, a good therapist? Do you ever argue? Do you referee? Do you mediate!? Do you say "happy wife happy life"? Do you have slow hand gestures? What's your sex life like...

Today we're talking about Type 5s, the investigators, observers, the ones who speak in soliloquy We researched a lot of celebrities for today's episode We talked about Kanye, his new album, bipolar disorder and mental health Resources for today include: Deep Living, The Complete Enneagram, Richard Rohr, Stackings, The Tao of Feeling, A Course in Miracles What is your Enneagram animal? Who's walking in on your privacy today? We'll get 'em Ted Kaczynski's 35,000-word ...

Today we're talking about Enneagram 4s, the tragic romantics, lovers, individualists. So very tragic. So emotionally busy. Tara has anxiety for most of the podcast. Are you a part of the group, or DO YOU BECOME THE GROUP? How's your cycle, 4 cyclists? What career are you in 4s? Send us emails.  The Mad Origamist's personal experience of a self-pres type 4. Check your four stackings. We're on Patreon!  Belle from Beauty in the Beast is 100% a 4 and so is Bey, DON'T @ US  

Talking about type 6 today, the loyalist, the loyal skeptic, the professional doubter. Very good at anxiety. Kerplunk. Life of Kylie is the rotisserie chicken channel Type 6 instinct stackings Resources for this episode Deep Learning book Enneagram Learning The Complete Enneagram Conscious TV panel of 6s Seriously read the Gift of Fear - we (Tara) thinks the author is a 6 How many wrestlers are 6s? Border patrol? Is Superdave a 6? Please don't forget to tell us about your dogs and...

Today we're talking about Enneagram 3s, the DOERS of the Enneagram We spend 15 minutes attempting to apologize to 7s for the last episode Today's book resources include Deep Living and The Complete Enneagram We're sorry about the dragon burps, Marissa ate spicy nachos Hey 3s, were you an all-star baby? Hey 3s, do you confuse your image based reasons for doing things with your real feelings and convictions or nah? Plot twist - it might be empty up at the top Kris Jenner was a...

Talking about 7s this week, the BEST rationalizers, enthusiasts, gluttons and super great at denial EVERYTHING IS FUN, except for choosing tables at the restaurant 7 toddlers: do you make your own milk formula? We had a stressful week, this might be the best episode ever or the worst Check out this girl's Enneagram project on Instagram The Sacred Enneagram book is bomb - learn about the harmony triad Yes, we talk about Kanye again Kanye is not a...

Talking about Enneagram 2s aka Big Bird, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Dolly Parton Do you give to get? Do you bake your kids cookies last minute? Dolly Parton has secret tattoos Are you a hovercraft? Do you use love as a weapon? Are you an INTIMACY JUNKIE? Don't steal our business idea, enneagramtats Watch this episode of Hotel Hell, it'll be the best thing you ever saw Watch the Hotel Hell episode called Vienna Inn, we don't have a link Marissa fed racoons for earth day Check...

The CIA uses the Enneagram, look it up  The Enneagram Prison Project; can we start a Toronto chapter? Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Are you a callous leader or are you a servant leader? Watch these 8s talk about being 8s 8s: crying is cool Forget everything you know about introverts/extroverts on the Enneagram Last month Marissa was possessive about her husband's dinner Read up on your stackings bitches Don't steal our reality TV show idea: 2/8 + 3/1 couple showdown on who's...

Type 1: - Not a piranha - Judge Judy, Mary Poppins, Martin Luther King, Ghandi - Good desk organizers - because let's be honest, the desk, ideally, in the perfect world, should be more organized - Good teachers and list makers - Your input IS NOT CALLED FOR Watch a panel of type 1s talk about trying to hold their anger in like a ball under water This guy says Elsa from Frozen is a type 1 Do you laugh loud when you're drunk? We made it through some of the instinct stackings, more...