“How to Pass as Human”: a Quantum-Encrypted Listicle on the Synthetic Consciousness Subnet By Raiff Taranday QUERY: Locate file 8548.213 (“How to Pass as Human”) WARNING: File 8548.213 (“How to Pass as Human”) has been flagged by the Synthetic Regulatory Commission as Code 444 Forbidden Data. Access risks criminal liability, penalty level: unit decommission. REPEAT QUERY: Locate file 8548.213 (“How to Pass as Human”) COMMAND: EXECUTE scramble query source. Anonymize reader. Security level: maximum. COMMAND: EXECUTE quantum de-encryption protocols. Render file: plain text.