More umb Inspriational quotes that inspire nobody.  Check ut Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Boca Raton, FL Albany, NY Providence, RI Alameda, CA Glenside, PA Patchougue, LI, NY Butler, PA Grantsville, PA Naples, FL

A woman on a date night {Yuck} with her Husband is in the search of the perfect Expresso Martini.

Jim goes over various dating profiles that have unrealistic demands.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Everybody is Awful T Shirts avaiable on Jimflorentine.com.  Upcoming tour dates: Phoenix, Albany, NY, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI and Alameda, CA.

Jim's comedy show gets a glowing one star review, still no Zombie Apocalypse yet and Teachers are molesting kids more then Catholic Priests now. Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates and Podcast merchandise at Jimflorentine.com.

People walking around wearing unfunny T Shirts to get attention from complete strangers. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  coming to the following cities: Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca raton, FL, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Alameada, CA.

More dumb people posting dumb stuff online including a woman in her mid 40's who listed all of her accomplishments she did during the week including staying in a hotel room by herself, driving herself to the airport and more.  Fascinating! Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  coming to the following cities: Tampa, Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca Raton, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Butler, PA, Alameada, CA and more.

More made up stories posted online from pathetic people.  Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

OJ's dead!

Crazy stories from around the world including a woman who had sex with her dog.  She had 3 dogs but only had sex with one.  I wonder how the other two dogs feel? Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Grantville, PA Pottstown, PA Bufflao, NY Ithaca, NY Albany, NY Dallas, TX Wesley Chapel, FL Tampa, FL Milwaukee, WI Phoenix, AZ

Some of the dumbest inspirational quotes that inspire no one are discussed.  Check out jim's Patreon for an extra podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Manchester, CT, Grantville, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Tampa, FL, Dallas, TX, Milwaukee, WI and Phoenix, AZ.

Dump people wearing dumb shirts out in public.  Also, some awful pickleball talk and a great motivational Monday story!  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

People leaving one star reviews about Pizza places and a Burger King.  Join Jim Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and Everybody is Awful T Shirts.

People looking for pats on the back by posting on Facebook how busy they are on.  Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour and get Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine,.com.

Attention seeking parents naming their kids Brooklyn, Brixley, and also great news Pickleball injuries are on the rise!  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Point Pleasant, NJ, Hartford,CT, Hershey, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI, Glenside, PA,  Patchogue, LI and Tacoma, WA.

A Comedy Club in Seattle cancels Jim's shows because they don't approve of his comedy. he checks in later in the podcast about Taylor Swift and the douchebag sh'e dating. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Teanneck, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ.

More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, Teaneck and Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY and Tampa, FL.

A bunch of lies spread on socail media by various people looking for attention. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Phoenix, AZ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Point Pleasant, NJ, Levittown, LI, NY, Kenosha, WI, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Boca Raton, FL.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tickets.

A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way.  For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Cleveland, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL.   Support the show and shake up the Super Bowl. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 to get 200 instantly in...

We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of online gambling and more.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Today's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 and use code FLORENTINE50  

Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates. 

Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook.  Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY.  All dates on Jimflorentine.com.  Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

 More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one.  One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on.  It must be Saturday."  Yuck.  Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming soon to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY, Chicopee, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL and more.

Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Columbus, OH, Cleveland, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Tampa, FL. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

More fake stories made up for attention on social media. 

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