Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one. 

A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's.  One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star.  She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for breakfast and calls her husband her hubby.  Thie woman might be the worst human being ever.  check me out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  coming tot he following cities: Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, Cuyahoga Falls, OH.

More never happened stories, dumb inspritional quotes and the worst sentence ever written. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out jim on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to to the following cities: Bakersfield, CA, La Jolla, CA, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, PA, Atlanta, GA, Miami, FL, St. Charles, MO and more.

Desperate people tryng to date online. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.

No Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game, a leech crawls into a guy's dickhole, A Trans woman wants her testicles back from her ex and another never happened story.  Check out Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentne.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming to the following cities, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, Ca, San Diego and more.

Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, New Cumberland, WV, Point Pleasant, NJ.

MsMerlo, Funbird, Han-Sum and other terrible liscense plates are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: San Diego, Bakersfield, CA, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, New Cumberland, WV, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami and more.

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Terrible T-Shirts is this week's episode. Eating tacos, drinking wine and can't function without coffee are some of the dumb shirts that are discussed. Join Patreon for3 extra podcasts aweek for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH, Bakersfield, CA, San Diego and more.  Today's podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings. Support the podcast & download...

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season.  See Jim on tour coming to Emmaus, PA, Fairfiled, CT, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Point Pleasant, NJ, Plymouth, NH, Ogunquit, Maine and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com

Jim gets a one star yelp review on his comedy show.Also, a bunch of never happened made up stories on social media by people that are desperate for attention.  Today's Podcast brought to you by Draftkings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 on college football & score $200 in bonus bets.      

More people trashing businesses for not getting their way.  Check out Jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  get your Everybody Is Awful shirts at Jimflorentine.com.  Check out Jim on tour coming this fall in San Diego, Bakersfield, CA. Allentown, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA, Las Vegas, Ogunquit, Maine, Plymouth, NH and more.

Women breastfeeding in public, A man likes to cook and explore the outdoors when he's not working and a Facebook game that if were born in the month of August you will get a free trip to the Bahamas.  Not sure who is going to pay for it but you are going if you're born in that month. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Farfield, CT, Philadelphia, PA.

Today's Podcast sponsored by Hello Fresh. Go to Hellofresh.com/50florentine for 50% off plus free shipping. Awful Inspirational Quotes are discussed on the Podcast. Just a bunch of dumb quotes that help no one. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a weekfor $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tuor coming to Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Emmaus, PA, Fairfield, CT, Philadelphia, Las vegas and more.  Go to jimflorentine.com.

A few never happened stories, a woman lets her dog go down on her and a post by another gulity white woman.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

A guy gets caught having sex with a horse, a man gives his pet squirrel meth and a guy falls in to a vat of chicken soup and dies.  Check out jim on Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour coming to the following cities: Exton, PA, Dewey Beach, DE, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL and more.  All info at jimflorentine.com.

Jim goes over dumb cliches that are used in sports.  Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI, Asbury Park, NJ, Key West, FL, Allentown, PA and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.

On this weeks Podcast we go over some really bad dating profiles.  Just be happy you're not single with the nonsense and the demands people have on these dating sites. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Bad songs from the 80's played in stores is this week's podcast.  Party All The Time, Dinosaur Song, Next time I Fall In Love and more.  Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Atlantic City, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Exton, PA, Kenosha, WI.

Pathetic people trying too ruin businesses by trashing them online because everything didn't go their way.  One guy doesn't like his pizza, another guy is bitching about his chicken wings and we have an owner responding to these babies by calling them out and making fun of them.  Stop being friends with someone you know if they have a Yelp account.  Join Jim's Patreon for  3 extra Podcasts a month for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Go to Jim's website for tour dates at...

More Inspirational Quotes posted on social media that are dumb and inspire nobody.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com  6/22 Flintstone, MD 6/23 Lakewood, OH 6/24 Sugarloaf, NY 7/15 Columbus, OH 7/18 Fort Lauderdale, FL  

Dumb people wearing dumb shirts is this week's Podcast.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at $5 a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities:  Lakewood, OH, Flintstone, MD, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Fort Lauderdale, FL, Key West, FL and more.

Dump pesonalized plates like Subapoo, Warden of 3, Luv Cake and more are discussed.  Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour coming up in Cleveland, OH, Freehold, NJ, Sugarloaf, NY, Columbus, OH, Flintstone, MD and more.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

2 B******t stories and then a Woman has 2 Vaginas and more.  Join patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour in the follwing cities: Stamford, CT, Riverhead, NY, Springfield, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Flintstone, MD, Lakewood, OH, Sugarloaf, NY.  All info at Jimflorentine.com.