Picture this: you’re the funny guy. The class clown who’s always been keen on the cool girl but it hasn’t really gone the other way. Until that is, you grow up to become a professional comedian. Then all of a sudden the cool girl starts paying attention to you. Then imagine you start dating. You stop seeing anyone else. You spend every weekend together. You get pretty serious. Then you get really serious and your world is thrown into absolute turmoil by one little text message. Email us: [email protected] Follow us: @everyonehasanex   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.