I discuss a poorly written article from Pulse.ng about "5 reasons some people are aroused by farts" and I share my frustrations about these types of opportunistic articles. I also read the full text of Mark Griffith's 2013 case study "Eproctophilia in a Young Adult Male" on the pseudonymous 'Brad' and I share my frustrations about this sole fart fetish case study. And I rant about the seeming lack of a true community within fart fetishism.