There is competition within us in this one family men and women. We take on PTA’s There Will be Blood, a tale of capitalism, religion, and milkshakes. If that doesn’t sound funny, it’s not—but slap some mud on your face with us and we guarantee you will have a better time than a fatherless train ride to deaf school. Featuring: Colin as Daniel Day Lewis as Daniel Plainview Questions to ponder: * Would “Eli Saturday” have been less “on the nose”? * Should I devote my life to drilling oil? * When will Film Flam finally get final cut? Email your real brothers to [email protected]