Fellas, if your horny, don't do what do these fellas did to sexually relieve themselves. You are better off and cheaper to buy a flesh light than taking a trip to the emergency room. You can email me at [email protected]. Let me know what you think of the podcast, share suggestions, share stories or just say hi. I have written a book titled " Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories" Find all the stories I have told on the podcast and more. This book has serious issues but in written in a humorous way. This book is not going to have long winded chapters filled with bullcrap. It will be short and nasty. I have NOT seen or done it all. There have been thousands of firefighters who have done so much more than I have and they are far better firefighters than me. I am writing this book to share what I have learned and my experiences with  you. Click the link to find it on Amazon. Another boring book about being a firefighter/EMT.: Useless advice and offensive stories.: Cronley, Shane j: 9798580550442: Amazon.com: Books All the chapters in the book. INTRODUCTION ABOUT THE AUTHOR YOU ARE GOING TO BE SCARED KNOW YOUR GEAR KEEP UP WITH YOUR TRAINING KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PERSONAL LEAVE WORK AT WORK DON’T BE SO SENSITIVE USE YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND F@#K,SH$T and P-WORD POLITICS RELIGION RESPECTING THE ER STAFF RESPECTING THE DISPATCHERS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THE BASICS OF COFFEE HAVE COMPASSION, RESPECT AND BE SENSITIVE TO ALL PATIENTS BULLET POINT ADVICE MEDICAL EMERGENCY STORIES PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE FLAG COMPANY Veteran owned and operated. They make 19x36 and 13x24 Hand crafted, gorgeous rustic wooden American flags. Challenge coin flags, military flag, thin red line, thin blue line, custom orders and offer free personized engraving. Find them on etsy or click the link in the description below  Pledge Allegiance Flag Company by PledgeAllegianceFlag on Etsy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/firefighter-stories/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/firefighter-stories/support