One week of football is in the books, Lunatics, and it was so glorious that The Danchise still can't quite shake his NFL hangover symptoms. Ranter, meanwhile, has some choice words for a couple of QBs who may be getting a little too big for their britches. Follow along with your fearless hosts as they cover the biggest Week 1 storylines (ZOMG RG3!!), highlight the biggest return TD of the week in "HOUSE" and ring in the new season with the 1st 2012 edition of "You F*cking Suck" (hint: he plays in Cleveland). We close, as usual, with our picks for Week 2, so you're prepared to win every suicide pool and pick 'em league on Earth. Be sure to check FootballRanters.com (http://www.footballranters.com)for videos and recaps that go along with HOUSE and You F*cking Suck, as well as updates on the Football Ranters Fantasy League and the Ironman Fantasy Challenge (http://footballranters.com/2012/07/13/the-football-ranter-vs-the-danchise-ironman-fantasy-challenge/). Get some, Lunatics.