Welcome back, chaos gremlins! In this week’s Agatha All Along binge-fest, we’re diving into episodes 7, 8, and 9 of our favorite purple-hued sorcery saga. Buckle up, because this isn’t your grandma’s knitting circle. No, it’s a full-on “magical exposé,” complete with questionable ethical choices, magical gaslighting, and a vibe check for the ages. In episode 7, Agatha totally goes off the rails. She’s got more secrets than our Internet search history, and it’s clear she’s been playing mind games since the very first hex. We’re calling it now: Agatha would THRIVE in a Reddit AITA thread. Spoiler: she’d be “that one” replying to her own post, stirring up drama in the comments. Then, episode 8 finally reveals her tragic backstory. And it’s…well, honestly, not that tragic. Witch trials? Sad. But we’re pretty sure she would’ve crushed it as a Hogwarts Slytherin. We’re breaking down the deep dive on Agatha’s lore—and doing our best to pretend like we’re not secretly rooting for her. I mean, who doesn’t love a well-dressed anti-hero who might also turn you into a toad? Episode 9 is pure showdown city, with Agatha going toe-to-toe in a “who can ruin the other’s life harder” contest. It’s messy, it’s magical, it’s the episode that probably gave every Marvel writer their “Avengers Assemble” moment. We’ll be spilling all the tea (or, as Agatha would call it, “potion”). Grab your brooms and get ready—it’s Agatha vs. the world, and we’re rooting for the queen of purple chaos.