The Jaegermeister Ad Read - A Cringe Masterpiece
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“I genuinely enjoy this podcast—it’s a fantastic mix of sports talk and humor. But there’s one thing that consistently disrupts my listening experience: the Jaegermeister ad read. It’s like watching someone awkwardly dance at a funeral, and you can’t look away even though you desperately want to. Gojo and Golic do their best, but the script itself is so painfully outdated and awkward that it feels like it was written by someone who still thinks MySpace is cool.
So, in an effort to help, here’s a suggestion for a fresher, more engaging script:
New Ad Read Script:
Gojo: “Alright, folks, let’s cut to the chase—Jaegermeister. You’ve seen it, you’ve heard of it, but are you doing it right?”
Golic: “That’s right! And by ‘doing it right,’ we mean serving it ice cold. Like, ‘arctic blast in a glass’ cold.”
Gojo: “Exactly. Because Jaegermeister isn’t just a drink; it’s a whole vibe. You don’t just want to drink it, you want to feel it. And trust us, warm Jaeger is like warm soda—not what you signed up for.”
Golic: “Picture this: you’re at a party, everyone’s having a good time, and then someone pulls out a bottle of Jaegermeister. But instead of warm, disappointing shots, you bring out the frosty, ice-cold shots. Instantly, you’re the hero of the night.”
Gojo: “It’s the difference between ‘Eh, it’s okay’ and ‘Wow, this is awesome!’ So, next time you grab a bottle, don’t forget to chill it. Your taste buds will thank you.”
Golic: “And remember, Jaegermeister isn’t just about the taste; it’s about making a statement. So, make sure that statement is ‘cooler than cool.’”
Gojo: “Head over to www.draftkingsxjägermeister.com to find out more. And as always, drink responsibly. Jaegermeister La Cour, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mast Jaegermeister US.”
Golic: “Stay frosty, everyone!”
There you go—a new script that’s fun, light-hearted, and emphasizes the cool factor of Jaegermeister without the forced dialogue. Hopefully, Gojo and Golic can bring this to life in a way that’s entertaining and memorable. Cheers to better ad reads!”
Brenddumb via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/30/24
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