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Hi! My name is Ruta, and this letter comes from none other than Zora’s Domain. When I first heard about this podcast, it was from word of mouth. Turns out that a few Zora got the downloaded podcast from a place called “castle town market” (I have no idea what that is). Of course, I wanted to get the podcast too, so I caught the little green fairy boy as he was passing along and gave him 100 rupees to go get me it. He followed through and I never saw him again. All this to say that your podcast is absolutely incredible! It gives me insight on places I’ve never been to! It’s very descriptive and in detail, and your guys’s voices are so soothing to listen to. You should definitely come to Zora’s domain soon! We’d (I) would love to have you, although you should know that Zora’s are a little…picky about who they let in, and I’ve only ever seen the king’s messengers, or the actual king himself a couple times, although it’s rare. They’re known to be a little hostile and unwelcoming to newcomers, or people not of royal lineage. But I can sneak you in if they exclude you like that. We have lots of things for you to do here, and lots of yummy food, such as grilled fish, and roasted blue tektite! The eyeball is the best part, but the legs are just as good. It tastes almost like cucco, but it’s salty like oysters! Also, since you guys hate octorok, I thought I’d let you know we fry those suckers up and eat them, so if you want you can get back at them by eating them. Have you ever had steak? Imagine steak but you put some calimari on top and that’s what it tastes like! There’s also fun activities like diving for rupees, and even a local shop, which has a lot of cool stuff. But we(I) would love to have you over here sometime! Come here soon! bye bye (P.S out of character. If this review sends like fifty hundred million times, it’s because it says it’s not sent on my end.)
GojoSatoruIsBestBoi via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 03/20/23
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Very good podcast, I have two ides for what things taste like, first of is heart plants, I think they would taste like cough syrup. The other is stamina fruit, which I believe would taste like lemon lime Gatorade. That’s all keep up the good work.
invisible👻 via Apple Podcasts · United States of America · 01/08/23
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