Episodes
Grab a box of tissues and a bean bag and settle down for the truly penultimate HGN. We dedicate this show to YOU and YOU alone, our wonderful listeners!! Ok so we do bang on about us for a while first, but hey after nearly 100 episodes you should be used to that. This show is all about your last emails and comments and our chance to get a bit sentimental before our massive blow out of a last show. Links: Please click here and sponsor Laura (Golden Lariot) she is awesome. F***...
Published 01/22/12
Hi folks! So here we go but 2 shows left beyond this one. We just catch up on emails and our lives and launch into the next MMU. We begin our genre units with a look into Hardcore metal. A historical view of its origins and another loving glimpse back into our teen years. We also have something special for those who last to the bitter end.   Links: The Moon Blog Kyps good call:   The atrocity of new metal: Jonny Bravo meets Scooby Doo, the part mentioned in the show is 2:50 in :
Published 11/13/11
This week we do things completely back to front. We start with I'll show you mine if you show me yours and the film in question this time is Andy Sambergs 'Hot Rod' We do the emails and banter towards the end with an important HGN announcement to cap off the show. Hot Rod:
Published 10/14/11
The following is all that could be salvaged from the tattered submissions of your SimSyn Leeds Meetup correspondents, Boz and Casey. They still have yet to reappear, and their coffee cup and motorway service sandwich-strewn car was found abandoned. The recording devices recovered from the vehicle had deteriorated badly due to being full of Subway Chipotle Southwest Dressing, so listeners have been warned. The last Twitter post from Here Goes Nothing, at 12.28pm on Saturday September 3,...
Published 09/22/11
The padlock is removed, the chains snake from around the gates...Metal Memories University begins a new term, and it's time to finish your introductio to the course. Oh yeah, and Croosh is back. Details of the most shameless competition the boys have ever attempted are revealed, and a decidedly above-average honey beer is sunk. Lymestone Brewery - Stone Brood www.lymestonebrewery.co.uk/14161/index.html TRACKLISTING/HOMEWORK - "The 20 songs MMU alumni MUST hear" 1/Cemetary Gates -...
Published 09/09/11
First things first, I know I say this is episode 22.1 on the show, but really couldn't be arsed to do a bad overdub edit this time ;) Well the anticipation is killing you all I'm sure so yes, its true, this is the show that explains the Shameless Sellouts Competition rules in full. But that's not all, we have an amazing mystery guest this week and as usual there is quizification and waffle galore. Links: The Legendary Duke Nukem blog post Unholy Trinity Doom Or if you want to see what...
Published 08/20/11
Hi folks welcome to our second show bereft of that comedy interrupting guy we all love. Hoping very much to illicit a F*** yeah! from my absent ILP and co-host, this weeks guest will not disappoint. Justice punch video: Tristan's YouTube channel Enjoy.
Published 08/12/11
The first show where we are without Casey so I had to find a co host to stand in. I am sure you won't be disappointed :) Links: Night of the Lepus Prodigal son Red Cliff
Published 07/26/11
Lots of shameless promotion flying about this week. We chuck out another quiz for you and waffle the day away really. Oh and there is beer :) WARNING: This weeks show is in m4a/acc format. Sorry if this causes difficulty but the export time is way less and having lost the first edit..... well you understand I'm sure ;) LINKS: Early Learning Arnie: Dancing bikes: Sleeping Dogs: Happy Baps The Book of Mormon
Published 07/17/11
Yes that's right we actually managed to get a live show recorded and out. So what if the audio levels are more random than Sarah Palin's Facebook posts, we did it! Call ins and inside info from our better halves, its a belter.
Published 06/26/11
Freshers week is out of the way and it's onto the second class at the hallowed institution that is Metal Memories University. This week, we talk Metallica, Scooped Mids and The Moment, and we also show you why campus security carry tasers. TRACKLISTING Master Of Puppets - Metallica (1986) Enter Sandman - Metallica (1991) Symphony Of Destruction - Megadeth (1992) The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy (1976) Cemetary Gates - Pantera (1990) One - Metallica (1988) Orion -...
Published 06/04/11
Curveball time at Here Goes Nothing this week. Guess what? You're going back to school, and don't worry, Chino Moreno is nowhere to be seen... CLASS ONE HOMEWORK PLAYLIST Click the link below to listen to sonofcrucialtaunt's playlist MM School Class ONE on Spotify: open.spotify.com/user/sonofcrucialtaunt/playlist/5c2cbbhNAZykLQMiKAkVyz You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi (1986) Unskinny Bop - Poison (1990) Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row (1989) Iron Man - Black Sabbath (1990) Breaking...
Published 05/11/11
The baddest man on the planet (and the funniest film in absolutely ages)gets the worship treatment from a pair of cracker-ass crackers. Can you dig it? YOUTUBE LINKS -
Published 04/16/11
Aw, we missed you. You look well, have you been hitting the gym. Mmm, it shows. Deja vu time this week as we re-record an episode that went ka-blooey due to our old nemesis. Damn you, moderate technology! The HGN set-up has changed however, and for the better as you will find out, dear listener. Thanks to the continued generosity of our patron saint, a more reliable Here Goes Nothing appears to be a possibility. What's that? Garageband just crashed and took half the show with it? Well,...
Published 03/26/11
Sorry for the delay, this one was a big edit. We finally finish our run on Metal Memories and we go out with a bang. With special guest and a surprise we attack the year metal died. We also give loads of information about Simply Syndifest, which is now well out of date, but hey its all good in the hood. Speaking of the hood we have new Woof Clang names too. Enjoy.
Published 02/19/11
We went live again................... Bad idea................sorry. Youtube video link to follow shortly, sorry its not ready yet.
Published 02/08/11
This week we review one of the finest straight to DVD quadrilogies of all time and a film with a plot to rival Inception. And apparently Boz is off somewhere.............
Published 01/25/11
Hi everyone. We are back after way too long off. We take this opportunity to catch up on things and talk about our time off over the holiday period and we do some film chat too. A couple of beer reviews for good measure an we are all sorted :)
Published 01/15/11
So here you go, all our skits to date bundled together is one massive lump. A complete mess really but what more would you expect? Get your HGN skit fix all in one place :)
Published 12/31/10
Ok so we did a live show again. And we didn't talk about heavy metal once, not once I tell ya, never even came up, no really I'm not kidding.
Published 12/13/10
MOtthhaa douchebeeaaagss! This week is a special we have been wanting to do for a while. We geek out totally on Metalocalypse from adult swim. That is after an hours worth of catch up and emails of course :)
Published 12/04/10
The coughing wreck of a Boz returns this week. To help him along and beef up the talent he brought a guest along with him. We wade through WEEKS worth of email and drink Dogfishhead. We manage to fail in the most spectacular manner at the quiz provided by our amazing Mystery Guest.
Published 11/26/10