"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way." -Michael Scott

This week Llary and Sav talk to Hillary's childhood best friends, Callie and Gracie. They teach Llary and Sav about many facets of astrology and give insight into some of their personality traits and preferences. The girls discuss what kind of partners would be good for them.

This week Sav and Llary share some updates happening in their own dating lives. They discuss their types, recent dates they both had, ongoing conversations, and a couple missed opportunities.

Bad dates? We’ve all had em. And if you’re lucky enough to be single like us 🙃 we’re all bound to have a few more! Llary and Sav recount some of their own worst date mems, from college until more recently.

This week Sav and Llary share some of the best (worst) openers they've received from guys on Hinge. They discuss a whole range of tactics they've seen guys use and why they can sometimes be... less than ideal. Sav talks about being on her fabulous trip to London, and as always, they give updates on their current dating attempts and previous challenges.

Llary and Sav are joined by their friend Corbin. They reminisce on Sav's first tattoo and the way that bonded them. (Look up @er.ink.a if you are in London and want an amazing tattoo.) Corbin shares a recent celebrity encounter. The three talk about weird turn ons - things that may not be attractive to the general public, but which they each individually really appreciate.

This week Sav and Llary are joined by their friend Kylie! Sav and Kylie talk about a Hinge encounter that turned out to be a mutual connection. The three girls discuss the irresistible allure of meet cutes in real life.

Sav and Hillary break down a couple of their own character flaws when it comes to their history with past relationships. They consider some of their favorite fictional couples and some of the flaws that may be present in those relationships.

Thank you guys so much for being here! In this first episode, Sav and Hillary introduce themselves and give a little bit of backstory to their friendship. They recap a speed dating event they attended and discuss their hopes for the podcast.

Welcome to Hope He's Not Listening! We're Sav and Hillary - two girls in our 30s trying to navigate dating. Things have not necessarily been going well, so we're going to talk about it with each other and with some of our friends here.