“Dear how do we human,
I just completed part one of your cereal/October absurdity episode. And although I am pleased to see you supporting our service men (Cpt. Crunch), I am confused and hurt why the fruit of my loins was not even considered for the list? Cookie Crisp is a beloved and healthy choice which has been enjoyed by all for decades. I will continue onto part two of the episode, but would like it to be known that I am doing so under duress.
Sincerely yours,
Cookie Jarvis”
Fractal Frank via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/14/20