Episodes
We’re rambling! Naz doesn’t get why it’s so hard to sleep comfortably in the same bed as someone else. Ashley doesn’t get why she filmed herself doing her Britney Spears impression approximately 500 times in front of a mirror in Naz’s old apartment. Inspired by Sebastian Conelli on the Loud About Nothing podcast, Lauren doesn’t get why men just won’t get cozy when they’re relaxing. We figure out where the X in Xmas came from, and of course we weigh in on Britney’s new memoir, The Woman in...
Published 10/30/23
Christian Gonzalez is a naturopathic doctor who focuses on healing repressed emotions. He is the founder of Elm Health ( @elm.health, the host of the podcast Heal Thyself (@healthyself.drg), and the co-founder of The Swell Score (@theswellscore). He joins Naz, Lauren, and Ashley today to talk about the ways our repressed emotions can have profound physical effects on our health, why what we put into our bodies is so important, and how to make more informed decisions about the products we use...
Published 10/23/23
It’s an I Don’t Get It history lesson this week as we look at the origins of the United States lottery, recap what we learned about the gruesome tale of Lizzie Borden when Ashley and Naz surprised Lauren with a trip to the house where the infamous murders took place, and try to uncover the mysterious origins of that cool S kids have been drawing on their binders and notebooks since time immemorial. Plus, we traveled this week, so of course we’ve got some Airplane I Don’t Get Its. Last, but...
Published 10/16/23
We’re taking a trip down memory lane and revisiting old crushes, lunch habits, and Ashley’s very prestigious job as a peer mediator. Ashley doesn’t get dressing up in random costumes, and Naz isn’t sure if she gets putting your kid on a leash. Ashley talks about staying home alone and murder-er proofing her house, and of course we weigh in on the whole Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce situation.  What do you think? Let us know by sending us a message on Instagram at @idontgetitpodcast or by...
Published 10/09/23
It’s a Rrrrrarramble. Ashley came prepared this week with a list of I Don’t Get Its she’s throwing at Lauren and Naz. We’re talking men who say they prefer women who look “natural,” sitting in traffic, calories on menus, automatic toilets, crooked bumper stickers, and tons more. What do you think? Let us know by sending us a message on Instagram at @idontgetitpodcast or by joining us over in our private Facebook group! And don’t forget you can watch the ad-free video version of I Don’t Get...
Published 10/02/23
We’re rambling! Here’s what we do get: the fact that getting a pretzel at the mall will always be an elite experience. Here’s what only some of us get: adults making big deals out of their birthdays. We’re revisiting polite texting. Ashley thinks “Thank you” sounds more sincere over text than “thanks.” We talk about Gen Z’s loss of the exclamation mark and why it reflects their more direct attitude. Naz checks in with Lauren and Ashley about the results of their enneagram. And of course our...
Published 09/25/23
Classic Ramble vibes this week! Lauren kicks things off by sharing a theory she recently learned about the adored and the adorer in relationships. We try to decide which one we think we each prefer to be in our relationships, but it’s not as easy as it seems at first. We also talk about the way a person’s voice can make or break how we feel about them, and we react to some saved voice messages. Lauren tells us why she loves Kylie and Timothée Chalamet as a couple. Naz tells us about attending...
Published 09/18/23
Ashley and Lauren asked for your craziest cheating stories, and you delivered. This week, we talk with five listeners who wanted to share their stories of how they found out they were being cheated on. From the totally ridiculous, to the truly heartbreaking, thanks so much to those of you who were willing to share your stories with us. We're rooting for all of you to find all the love and happiness you deserve! You can watch this, and all of our episodes, as ad-free videos on patreon. Treat...
Published 09/11/23
Lauren, Ashley, and Naz are back with a classic ramble. Are you Safari or Chrome loyal? Ashley thinks Chrome is intimidating, but Naz thinks Safari is basically a dinosaur. How do we even get these associations? Ashley fills us in on officiating her friend’s wedding. Everyone talks about whether or not it’s time to stop dressing young. None of us get why some people don’t take dinnertime seriously enough. Naz doesn’t get why we don’t just admit the massage chair at the nail salon is NOT...
Published 09/04/23
This week is packed with good stuff. Ashley kicks things off by springing a surprise taste-test on Lauren and Naz. Burger King has released their version of our beloved McDonald’s Snack Wrap, and Ashley’s trying all three versions on mic for everyone. We also break down all of the recent *N Sync rumors. Then, based on a conversation from a few weeks back about Naz’s new Invisalign and the fact that it seems like suddenly every millennial has them, Naz invited her new friend, the incredibly...
Published 08/28/23
Recently, Ashley had a conversation with a fellow new-ish mom that made her realize lots of women out there don’t have the full story when it comes to childbirth and epidurals. When she asked you guys, it turned out that so many of you have really great, thoughtful questions about how epidurals work, possible complications, why they might fail, and how a pregnant woman can best advocate for herself when it comes to epidurals and childbirth. Luckily, we know someone who can help answer all of...
Published 08/21/23
This week, Lauren, Ashley, and Naz were so happy to get to talk with the hilarious comedian and podcaster, Jared Freid. His new stand-up special 37 & Single debuts tomorrow, August 15th, on Netflix. It’s truly so funny and perfect for anyone in their 30s, whether you’re currently dating or just remember what a nightmare it was. Jared joins us to talk about the special, his relationship with his mom and dad, eating free food, being on set with Jared and Ashley, and tons more. Jared was...
Published 08/14/23
Lauren kicks us off this week. We talk about the fine line between being sentimental and being a hoarder. We also talk about the desirability of certain nostril sizes, and we learn something shocking about nose-picking. And Naz checks in with our friends in outer-space. We also do a deep dive into our feelings on this season of And Just Like That… If you’re looking for a simpler, effective investment for your health, try AG1, and get 5 free AG1 Travel Packs and a FREE 1 year supply of...
Published 08/07/23
This ramble starts serious and ends on a light note. We talk about those days where you just need to have a good cry, even if, sometimes, it’s over something silly (like Ashley’s smiley toes in middle school). Lauren talks about how hard it is to want to be a social person when you’re just so drained from living day-to-day and how all of that is made even worse with social anxiety. Then, Lauren gives us a lesson on the word nihilism.  Naz suggests she and Ashley and Lauren go on a girls’...
Published 07/31/23
It’s a rrrraaaaaamble! How many of you who have had dental work followed all the rules? Were you wearing your rubber bands in middle school? Do you keep your trays in all day like they tell you? Let’s be real, what percentage of people who have dental trays actually need them and what percentage just got talked into them by their money-grubbing dentist? We talk a lot about dental work in this one. We obviously aren't sponsored by Invisalign! After all the tooth talk, your hosts take you back...
Published 07/24/23
We’re back with a ramble! This week, Lauren, Ashley, and Naz are catching up after a few ramble-less weeks. Naz doesn’t get giving your wife a joke gift for Christmas or hanging onto every gift you’ve ever been given. None of us get why someone hasn’t made the perfect towel (maybe we’ll have to get on that). Ashley gives everyone a lesson in how to speak true “Rhode Island,” and tells us the incredible story of how she and Jared met Tom Cruise (twice!) covering the new Mission Impossible and...
Published 07/17/23
This week, we are so lucky and honored to have teacher, soul coach, and spirit medium Sandy Alemian with us. We also have a very special guest, Ashley’s friend Holden, who has always wanted to meet with a medium in hopes of connecting with his mother who passed 15 years ago. Even if you consider yourself a skeptic when it comes to this kind of thing, we think you’ll love what Sandy has to say about grief and loss and love. It’s a beautiful episode, no matter what you believe. Sandy has a...
Published 07/10/23
Amanda Bybel is a trainer and expert in neuro-linguistic programming, manifestation, and the subconscious mind. She is also an addict in recovery with over 10 years clean and sober and believes strongly in the power of the subconscious mind. Amanda joins Ashley and Naz this week to talk about everything from breaking generational patterns, to preventing toddler meltdowns, to how to stop energetically chasing someone (but still get them to text you back). We cover so much in this episode, and...
Published 07/03/23
We’re rambling! Ashley doesn’t get how complicated laundry has become since she had a baby, but Lauren and Naz have news from the detergent pod front for her. We send Bed, Bath, & Beyond off with a proper eulogy, and Lauren dares anyone who pronounces it “CUE-pon” to come on the show and defend themself. Ashley doesn’t get why the cheaper airlines have to paint their planes like straight up discount tags, and Naz is reminded of her stint as a nail polish color creator. Lauren doesn’t get...
Published 06/26/23
This episode starts with something we’ve been threatening to do for a while now. We figured what better time than this close to Father's Day for Naz to prank her unsuspecting father. Does he believe Lauren’s claim of what got Naz in trouble? Does he disinherit Naz? You’ll have to listen to find out! After that, we get back to our regularly scheduled rambling. Ashley tells us all about the mean mom who refused to share her kid’s birthday cake with a new friend he made at the park, which leads...
Published 06/19/23
Everyone brought their feelings with them to this episode. Do you find it easier to cry in the morning? Or are you the kind of person who can just let ‘em flow any time of the day? This one somehow turned into a medspa-heavy episode. This episode isn’t sponsored by any of the names we drop (other than our fantastic sponsors listed below), but Lauren, Naz, and Ashley share a bunch of their medspa experiences. Mostly Naz is just excited to have an excuse to use her new favorite word: décolleté....
Published 06/12/23
Naz has a bone to pick with the restaurant industry regarding the all-important dip to chip ratio. But everyone agrees where restaurants really shine is the vaguely-named, but universally-loved orange sauce department. Ashley recaps her last minute attendance at Taylor Swift’s Eras tour, giving us a very sweet glimpse into a candid moment that really proves why she’s so beloved to her fans. Naz fills us in on covering the premieres of The Little Mermaid, Fast X, and Across the Spider-Verse,...
Published 06/05/23
Ashley, Lauren, and Naz are so excited to welcome the brilliant Alison A. Armstrong to the I Don’t Get It podcast! Alison is a renowned author, speaker, and relationship expert who has made it her life’s work to help people understand the intricacies of human connections. In this episode, we dive deep into her paradigm-shifting novel, The Queen’s Code, a true game-changer when it comes to deciphering the mysteries of relationships. It’s a must-read for anyone seeking genuine, meaningful...
Published 05/29/23
Ashley, Lauren, and Naz are back with another I Don't Get It, Plane Edition. Naz doesn't get why flight attendants have to pay for Wi-Fi, and Ashley doesn't get why any of us have to pay for Wi-Fi when it never even works! Naz gets a kick out of the way the airport turns into an absolute free-for-all when you're trying to get through customs and contrasts that craziness with the uncanny energy in Duty Free. We also talk about the shows we're really into right now, like Jury Duty,...
Published 05/22/23
Naz is off traveling the world for work, so Lauren an Ashley called in their go to fill-in cohost, fan favorite, Feminist Liz. We're gonna be honest. This one is high energy, and we don't necessarily get to a ton of I Don't Get Its, but that's just because we had so much other stuff to cover in our hour with Liz, from some of the most ridiculous reality shows of decades past (remember The Pick Up Artist and Daisy of Love??) to the best celebrity memoir audiobooks (Liz recommends Pamela...
Published 05/15/23