We argue over the pronunciation of our home towns, learning new things about our partners, tongue piercings, shopping styles, hoarding, whether Katy is trustworthy and how Jo’s boyfriend got on dying her hair. Plus find out why our producer may have ruined this podcast.

With summer approaching, it’s a perfect time for Jo’s boyfriend to test out his special pants that separate his meat and veg. Can you buy sex toys in supermarkets? Has Jo finally cut his hair? Is he getting closer to finding out about the podcast? Are we all doing more quizzes in lockdown? Do journalists like it when things are bad? And we hope that this podcast will bring the word ‘bonking’ back.

Jo’s boyfriend tries to find the origin of the word ‘furlough’. Has he identified the UK Garage songs he’s spent weeks trying to track down? Plus we talk about things that make us jump, watching more TV in lockdown, bad American chocolate, winning competitions and find out which one of us applied to be on Big Brother.

This podcast will let you know if you need to bother watching the new series of Britain's Got Talent. We also discuss watching things that make us cry, making up words, cheering at football matches, 80s music, irresponsible toys we had as kids and sports TV when there’s no sport on.

Do all us Brits have bad teeth? Has Jo cut her boyfriend’s hair yet? Do you watch things you don’t like on purpose? Why doesn’t Jo ever have nightmares? Does the colour of your tools matter? Why does Katy have to delete apps on her phone?

A couple of weeks ago Jo’s boyfriend refused to dye her roots. Well, predictably, he now expects Jo to cut his hair. Find out how that request goes. How stressed did he get when being sent to do the weekly food shop? Find out the one thing you shouldn’t nag Katy for. The things we miss about our home towns. People faking workouts. How long we’re going to live. And should we start a gardening podcast?

I’m not saying we’re going stir crazy in lockdown, but this episode does include a conversation about which celebrity is most likely to have a shed. Jo’s boyfriend has had to take over doing the weekly shop, so expect lots of complaints about supermarkets. Plus the things we’ve had cancelled, thanks to the Coronavirus, how to gamble when there’s no horse racing and how online slimming groups work.

Find out why Jo’s boyfriend thinks she could give him Covid-19. Now that all the hairdressers are closed, is he willing to do Jo’s roots for her? Why has Sparky not seen his fiance’s feet for a month? Plus, away from the Coronavirus crisis, find out which one of us has been naked on the internet, we revisit his special birthday pants and if you can identify the song he’s struggling with you could win a Donkey Walloper sticker! Thanks to everyone who wanted to know if they can donate to the...

Hear Jo’s boyfriend’s thoughts on the Coronavirus pandemic. Why doesn’t he want Jo to take his temperature? How will Covid-19 affect Kebab Thursday? Has he got enough supplies to get through lockdown? How is he coming to terms with the news that McDonald’s is closed? Plus, why it’s better to be a man than a woman, the state of Moira Stuart’s love life, robot lawnmowers, losing cash and bad weather.

Is Jo’s boyfriend the person to cure Covid-19 for us? Hear his thoughts on the Coronavirus crisis. He taps into his military background to reveal why you don’t need to worry about a toilet roll shortage. Plus we go back to his problems before self-isolation as he’s forced to make a trip to an emergency dentist and Jo’s boyfriend creates a quiz for her in their home.

This episode includes audio from Jo’s boyfriend’s birthday trip to the National Railway Museum. Plus we discuss how much we would want to do our jobs naked, what we got up to on school trips, gift shops, age gaps in relationships, youth speak, getting credit for your work, plus we reveal what Jo’s boyfriend looks like!

It’s Jo’s boyfriend’s birthday! What better time than his 40th birthday to talk about his dick! This episode starts below the belt and only sinks lower. If you’re a fellow sufferer of ‘Ball Soup’ this podcast could change your life. Plus we discuss getting drunk, extending your birthday, telling lies, committing fraud and his continued obsession with Sara Cox.

A lot of this episode was recorded following Jo and her boyfriend eating some very disappointing pancakes. Should you be making your own or buying a ready mix? Does Smash make decent mash potato? Does anyone own both a colander and a sieve? Should you only buy brand name porridge? How much should you water a plant? Plus Jo’s boyfriend breaks one of his own cardinal rules.

Is Jo’s boyfriend starting to suspect he’s being secretly recorded? Plus, how Valentine’s Day went, having a conversation with no distractions, how to relieve stress (behave Katy!), speaking in jargon, Philip Schofield, TV presenters we’re nostalgic for, going to corporate events and talking over Coronation Street.

Has Jo’s boyfriend unearthed the secret to Eastenders’s success for the past 35 years? Has he turned his back on hoarding? Is it time to get rid of our DVDs? Has Katy ever been wrong? How many people wear a size 12 shoe? Plus this episode includes a subject our producer thinks we should edit out.

Alexa continues to mislead Jo’s boyfriend about the football fixtures. Plus: struggling to be understood, being forced to spend time alone with your partner, making friends on holiday, folding clothes, whether you should wash jeans inside out and (finally!) the results of the Antiques Roadtrip challenge.

We might be days away from Valentine’s Day, but Jo’s boyfriend is still patting himself on the back about last year’s present. Plus more Alexa problems, the smartest people we know, being active on holiday, when it’s acceptable to wake someone up and the big questions surrounding Brexit.

Jo’s boyfriend has found new ways to torment her with Alexa, plus men wearing women’s underwear, non-uniform day at school, an update on the antique selling competition, the consequences of cooking a great meal, the celebrity he’s obsessed by and this podcast includes more coverage of the former boyband BBMak than you would expect.

Jo and her boyfriend are back in competition with one another! Who will make more money from their antique? Plus competitive parenting, mistakenly thinking things are broken, how to haggle, how to react when someone is crying in your vicinity and rules about talking while watching TV.

Jo’s boyfriend’s obsession with Alexa continues, despite her often not understanding him. This prompts us to talk about getting angry with electrical equipment. Plus we’ve been googling ourselves, getting song lyrics wrong, buying cheap stuff from China, thinking about how much we would need to retire and revealing our ideal jobs.

It’s a worrying time for the future of the podcast as someone has tried to contact Jo’s boyfriend to tell him he’s being secretly recorded! Hear all the fallout from that, plus Sparky returns after the birth of his son, hear how Alexa is fitting into Jo’s home, VAR in football, hair straighteners and expensive slippers.

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Sparky’s baby has arrived so Naomi from To Baby or Not To Baby joins Jo and Katy. Discussions cover playing games against your other half, setting up electrical items, sexy lingerie, the right time to share your plans with your partner and our favourite films.

It might be a new year, but Jo’s boyfriend hasn’t changed. We discuss practical presents, pretending to be surprised, where to find a book shop, dead celebrities, short celebrities, getting caught in floods and if the January sales are a scam.

What could be more magical at Christmas than a secretly recorded nativity story? Plus we talk about getting caught naked, alternative Christmas dinners, the correct way to cook a Pot Noodle, what you do when the internet is down and inappropriate Christmas jumpers.