Description
I've struggled with phone addiction for years now and finally came up with a way to stop the addiction every time within a few minutes. The fun part about it is that it's a game I play with myself. Listen to the episode to learn how to play "The Dope Game" too.
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https://www.ifthenpodcast.com
CREDITS:
Samuel Smith as the realtor: https://www.samuelsmithvoice.com
Sara Taylor as herself: https://www.instagram.com/life_as_saylor/
Transcript:
My name is Jordan Taylor, and welcome to the If then podcast. Our brains our a conglomerate of if/then statements, like in computer code, and oftentimes new lines of code are hard to write in our mind when we’re trying new things. For example, if I want to play piano, then I need to read music. Sitting down and coding that particular if then statement could take years of dedication, but when we do sit down and create new then statements for a complicated if, it feels freaking amazing. This podcast is your weekly motivation, and mine, to get uncomfortable and write some neurological code.
“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.”—Robert Collier
When I got married and immediately bought my first house, I knew nothing.
Realtor: “Congratulations kids, here’s the keys.”
Jordan: “Thank you sir.”
Realtor: [Walks to car and gets in] “Oh and don’t forget to change the locks.” [Drives off]
Jordan: “Oh right…Alright, Sara, so…should we go to Home Depot or something to get those?”
See I lived with my parents up until then, and I’m ashamed to say just how little I knew. I saved a lot of money that route which helped me out in the long run, but at the cost of not knowing some basic things.
Jordan: “What time is it?”
Sara: "Uh... 6:00PM”
Jordan: “You’ve gotta be kidding me. 4 hours?? Why is this taking so long?”
How do you pay an electric bill, or set up your water?
Sara: “What’s that man doing out front?”
Jordan: “I’m not sure. Is that the water meter, dude? Like the meter reader or whatever?”
Sara: “It looks like it. He’s opening the water meter. Why don’t you go talk to him?”
Jordan: “Ehhh…alright. Sir? SIR?? Hey, what?….sir??? I don’t know, I think he was just reading it.”
Sara: “Jordan, the water’s off.”
Jordan: “Are you serious? We just bought this place today” [BUZZ] "....and there goes the electricity."
Before you ask, yes, that was a true story.
Other things like, what supplies do you need in your house at all times? What insurance should I get? How do I fix a leaky faucet, replace an entire toilet? This was one of the more frustrating times of my life. All at once, tons of if then statements needed to be formed, and fast. Very fast. My home didn’t just depend on it, but my self-image and mental state. I struggled with feelings of inadequacy. I felt like a loser. In a way, I kind of was. Here I was mid-20s, struggling to pay a water bill. To this day, it’s hard to admit that.
Every single day was a day filled with ifs and no thens. Things that should take 10 minutes
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