“Having been born of goodly parents, and being a trusting soul, I followed the teachings as they were given to me. As time passed, it became clear that those teachings were no longer correct and that men did not have the truth about which podcast I should be most loyal to.
I went into a grove to ponder which podcast was the one to listen too and it became clear to me, as if a great light had descended on me. All podcasts that skeptically review religions have a form of correctness, but none will be perfect unto me.
And it came to pass that on the 30th day of the 9th month of the 13th year of the 21st century, I did thus give this podcast a rating of 4.5. However it was shown unto me that I must give a rating of 5, even Podcast Celestial, or I must give a rating of 4, verily Podcast Terestial.
And it came to pass that I did give it a Celestial Rating, so that it may continue to progress and give me increase in knowledge.”
Road to Damascus via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
09/30/13